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  • #1

    USING MY MAMORY GLAND?!!!

    SOOOO....

    I had a very angry customer the other day... and while i was dealing with him i was just laughing on the inside. cuz he...just....made...NO sense.

    SC: IDIOT
    ME: LAUGHING ON THE INSIDE


    SC: "i need to swtich over my phone from this one *points at phone* to this one *throws other phone on counter* NOW!!"
    ME: "ok sir can i have your number and last 4 of the social on the account?"
    SC: "why??? what for?? huh???"
    ME: "so i can get into your account and change the phones"
    SC: *gives numbers angerly*

    ((i go into his account and try to change the phones over. now the ESN on his "new" phone is invalid... meaning....its blocked for whatever reason so i cant use it. i try to explain this to my SC))

    SC: " What do you mean it cant work????!!!"

    ((i explain again))

    SC: "well miss smart ass... why dont you use your mamory gland in your brain and figure out how to fix it!!!"



    ((ok now for all of you who dont know.. a mamory gland is NOT in your brain.... but in your breast. so he wants me to use my breast to figure out why HIS esn on his "new" phone is not working))



    wow......
    It not your personality....

    Its your face.
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  • #2
    Here I misread that as your 'memory' gland... thus, he was referring to the brain, which is NOT a gland... it's an organ. A Mammary gland, however, is definitely in the breast. And wouldn't have helped the guy in any way, shape, or form.
    "I call murder on that!"

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    • #3
      What the heck? It's the best when they start freaking out and say something dumb or don't have a clue what they're talking about.
      I work at Walgreens.

      (I'm just tired of mentioning it every time I want to relate to a story. )

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      • #4
        ...wow FAIL
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        • #5
          haha

          what a tit

          hahaha
          I wasnt put on this earth to make you feel like a man ~ Mary Bertone

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          • #6
            Maybe he just needs some brain implants.
            "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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            • #7
              I would be so tempted to start "typing" with my boobs.

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              • #8
                *snerks* You guys are weird.

                As for the guy...What a boob.

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                • #9
                  Some serious failure. Nice to see another member of the cellular industry on board ^^

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                  • #10
                    I probably would have started giggling hystarically.
                    I am no longer of capable of the emotion you humans call “compassion”. Though I can feign it in exchange for an hourly wage. (Gravekeeper)

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                    • #11
                      I had a chick on another board trying to tell me that "muscles need carbs to function, and especially your brain, because that's a very important muscle."

                      I was like "Well, in most people, the brain is not a muscle, but I"ll concede it probably is in your case."

                      EDIT: I'll also concede that this response was probably not very nice. This chick had a history and had it coming.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Juwl View Post
                        Here I misread that as your 'memory' gland... thus, he was referring to the brain, which is NOT a gland... it's an organ. A Mammary gland, however, is definitely in the breast. And wouldn't have helped the guy in any way, shape, or form.
                        Nope, wouldn't help at all, his plans with that phone are tits up.




                        (sorry, couldn't resist)
                        Seph
                        Taur10
                        "You're supposed to be the head of covert intelligence. Right now, I'm not seeing a hell of a lot of intelligence. Covert, overt, or otherwise!"-Lochley, B5, A View from the Gallery

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                        • #13
                          Would this be a female equivalent to a guy thinking with his penis?
                          Unseen but seeing
                          oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                          There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                          3rd shift needs love, too
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                          • #14
                            My honey always tells me he needs me to "use your uterus!" when he wants me to find something, but never my boobs. See, he thinks that since I am the only one who can find stuff, it must be because I am female and have a uterus, not because I put everything away when he leaves it strewn about.

                            Mammary gland ...
                            "You mean you don’t have the one piece of information you actually need? Well, stick your grubby paws in the crayon box, yank one out and colour me Fucking Shocked Fuchsia." - Gravekeeper

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Aethian View Post
                              As for the guy...What a boob.
                              I was so waiting for that.
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