So, I'm at work. So far so good, I'm in a good mood, customers have been good, the weather is crap but I like that. Two guys come in. One is tall in a red sweater, and the other is short with some stupid tattoos and a really loud personal music player blasting. Like really loud. And I hate that, consider it rude, especially when you are with your friends!
I'm browsing CS and watching them, realising that they are exhibiting some of the signs of potenial shoplifters, i.e standing really close to the merchandise, picking up and examining heaps of items. They make a selection, and I distinctly hear the stupid tattoo music guy say "yea lets get that one". He then walks out and that just adds to my list of suspicious behavior.
Tall red sweater guy then walks up to the counter with a bottle of Captain Morgan
TRSG: Yes thanks I'll have this (shows me his passport for I.D)
ME: Great. Uh, how old is your friend( who is now loitering outside)
TRSG: I don't know
ME: Okay, its just that I need to make sure he's not underage
TRSG: I don't know him
Um... what? You just spent the last 20 freakin mins in my store, talking and pissing me off when I really would like a smoke, and now you are telling me you don't know him?
I simply grabbed the bottle, threw his passport back at him and said, 'nah mate, I'm not selling this to you, it's illegal to buy for minors (because why else would he have lied about knowing the guy? he lied to try to protect him so I wouldn't check his I.D) He walked off all pissed off and I giggled
Whats funny is that if TRSG had come in by himself, maybe text his mate with the available options, I would have no reason not to have sold him the booze.
Also, I called the liquor store down the road that they were heading towards and warned them. I'm such an evil bitch
But I take this kind of thing personally. Don't insult my intelligence by thinking I'm too dumb to recognise the signs of a con, and its my arse if you get caught with that booze by the cops.
Hope this is easy to understand
I'm browsing CS and watching them, realising that they are exhibiting some of the signs of potenial shoplifters, i.e standing really close to the merchandise, picking up and examining heaps of items. They make a selection, and I distinctly hear the stupid tattoo music guy say "yea lets get that one". He then walks out and that just adds to my list of suspicious behavior.
Tall red sweater guy then walks up to the counter with a bottle of Captain Morgan
TRSG: Yes thanks I'll have this (shows me his passport for I.D)
ME: Great. Uh, how old is your friend( who is now loitering outside)
TRSG: I don't know
ME: Okay, its just that I need to make sure he's not underage
TRSG: I don't know him
Um... what? You just spent the last 20 freakin mins in my store, talking and pissing me off when I really would like a smoke, and now you are telling me you don't know him?
I simply grabbed the bottle, threw his passport back at him and said, 'nah mate, I'm not selling this to you, it's illegal to buy for minors (because why else would he have lied about knowing the guy? he lied to try to protect him so I wouldn't check his I.D) He walked off all pissed off and I giggled

Whats funny is that if TRSG had come in by himself, maybe text his mate with the available options, I would have no reason not to have sold him the booze.
Also, I called the liquor store down the road that they were heading towards and warned them. I'm such an evil bitch

But I take this kind of thing personally. Don't insult my intelligence by thinking I'm too dumb to recognise the signs of a con, and its my arse if you get caught with that booze by the cops.
Hope this is easy to understand
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