I just got an armed escort home! *LONG!*

[Shangri-laschild]

That's why you carry an aerosol deoderant in your purse and maybe a cigarette lighter (if you smoke). Perfect self-defense weapon and it's hard to argue that it's for self-defense purposes.

A friend from high school carried around a heavy brass doorknob in her purse incase she was ever attacked

[smileyeagle1021]

Yeah, right. And if you believed that I got a couple of national landmarks to sell, cheap.

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you're in the UK right... can I buy Big Ben

*reads res of post*

oh damn, that's what I thought might happen... well it was worth a small hope...