Backpack SCs<long, as usual)

[Crow The Robot]

I was haning at the service desk, putting returns into their assigned bins(again) as it was storming outside (again). Anyhoo,a family comes up the the Service Desk with a Superman backpack, and the following conversation takes place:
F=father
M=Mother
C=cashier
cm=cool mamnager
C: Can i help you?
M: Yes, we purchased this backpack, and my son just started going to school last week and the zipper broke.
C: Okay, do you have your reciept.?
M: No. We bought it in Delaware.
<cashier scans item, it comes up $5, as it is on clearance.
F: IT WAS MORE THAN $5, IT WAS $9.95!!!! GIVE US 9.95!!!!!
M: YEAH, YOU HAVE TO GIVE US WHAT WE PAID FOR IT IT"S THE LAW!!!!!!
c: I am sorry but if you don't have your reciept i have to give you the price that scans.
F: THAT IS CRAZY!!!!!!! CAN'T YOU CALL DELAWARE?? WE PAID 9.95!!!!!!
C: I understand, but the item is on clearance now.
F: IF WE FIND IT FOR 9.95 YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT TO US FOR 9.95 IT's THE LAW!!!!!!
c: Well, if we had any they would be reduced because they are on clearance.
F: GIMME A MANAGER!!!
M: YEAH, it was 9.95.
CM: Can I help you?
M: WE PURCASED THIS FOR 9.95 AND SHE WILL ONLY GIVE US $5 FOR IT!!!!
F: YEAH, WE PAID 9.95, IT WAS MORE THAN $5 IT WAS 9.95!!!!!
CM: Do you have your reciept?
M: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING???? CALL DELAWARE!!!!! WE PAID 9.95.
CM: Okay, firstly, calm down, secondly we cannot give you 9.95 unless you have your reciept because the backpack was BTS, and it is now on clearance.
F: Okay, $5 is better than NOTHING, but we paid 9.95!!!
M: Let's go look, honey, these people have to cut corners to give illegals like her <indicates cashier> benefits.
F: Yeah, and I was born in this country.
CM: Excuse me ma'am?
M: What?
CM: Did you just insult one of my employees?
M<looks scared> Um no.We were talking about someone else.
CM: Good, because if you were insulting her I'd have to ask you to leave, but since you're not I won't.
F: Let's just get the damn backpack. We paid 9.95 for that one though!!!
<they eventually do an exchange, and were much politer.>

[Becks]

Oh my damn. These people are just soooooooooooooooooo wrong, for so many reasons.

Where's my woodchipper? :looking around: There it is.

[Worker-Intellectual]

M: YEAH, YOU HAVE TO GIVE US WHAT WE PAID FOR IT IT"S THE LAW!!!!!!
...
F: IF WE FIND IT FOR 9.95 YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT TO US FOR 9.95 IT's THE LAW!!!!!!

Supid idiots... you know what the law says? Caveat emptor, b****! By giving them anything for that, you're doing them a favour.

M: Let's go look, honey, these people have to cut corners to give illegals like her <indicates cashier> benefits.

Cashiers get benefits where you work? That's amazing!

[trunks2k]

Cashiers get benefits where you work? That's amazing!

The dumber thing about it is that if the cashier was really an illegal immigrant, she'd probably be cheaper than a US citizen. So their complaining that she is illegal and thus the store has to cut corners, when if it was a US citizen, the store would have to cut more corners.

[batmoody]

M: YEAH, YOU HAVE TO GIVE US WHAT WE PAID FOR IT IT"S THE LAW!!!!!!

No receipt? Hmmmmm.....yeah,ok buddy. Try walking out that door and we can have security all over you if we wanted. Prove you bought the thing.

[M: Let's go look, honey, these people have to cut corners to give illegals like her <indicates cashier> benefits.
F: Yeah, and I was born in this country.
r.>

Born stupid.

"Actually we have a worker trade deal with her country. 100 stupid customers for her. Wow, I think we've met our quota in less than an hour this time. On the bus you go!"

[RecoveringKinkoid]

See, I would have demanded to know who the were talking about, if not you, were I that manager. In fact, I would have been hammering them with that question as they fled back to their car.

I'm really annoying that way.

[dragonflygrrl]

Where's my salmon? Aaah, here it is. There. Now I feel better.

I think if someone had said something like that to me I'd snap. What unadulterated ignorance.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Where's my salmon? Aaah, here it is. There. Now I feel better.

I think if someone had said something like that to me I'd snap. What unadulterated ignorance.

Ignorance on many levels, indeed.

Since when did you become Keeper of the Salmon anyways?

[dragonflygrrl]

Ignorance on many levels, indeed.

Since when did you become Keeper of the Salmon anyways?

Sorry, is it your salmon? It just makes me feel a bit safer from the SC's of the world when I know I can come here and wield a salmon with impunity. But if it's yours I will give it back. I suppose I could be the Keeper of the Chipper instead...

[Rapscallion]

The woodchipper belongs to Ace

Rapscallion

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Sorry, is it your salmon? It just makes me feel a bit safer from the SC's of the world when I know I can come here and wield a salmon with impunity. But if it's yours I will give it back. I suppose I could be the Keeper of the Chipper instead...

You look more like a chainsaw keeper than a woodchipper anyways.

*taking back the Golden Salmon of Common Sense*

[Jester]

Y’all fight over the salmon, the woodchipper, the chainsaw, the flamethrower, the baseball bat, the golf club, the tire iron, the crow bar, the Zsa Zsa slap, the head vise, and the ninja katana. Have fun.

But we all know that I am the keeper of the All Important Beer!

[lordlundar]

I Herby declare to be the keeper of the DEVIL!

MUAHAHAHAHA!

[marlovino]

Where's my salmon? Aaah, here it is. There. Now I feel better.

I prefer the trout, it does more damage.

[XCashier]

I prefer the trout, it does more damage.

Anyone got a swordfish?! I think that would do SERIOUS damage!