My patience is wearing thin <longish>

[Tigress]

What is it about people that makes them not realize that stuff takes time and resources to do, and that you do not possess a key to all time and space?

I don't know.

GAH! I just had another commission request for Halloween. It's not that I don't want to do them! I just can't do them in three weeks. I have two commissions I'm working on already where the deposits are already made. True, they're not due until May, but they take priority because the clients already paid money for them!

Why do I get the feeling that I'm going to get more the closer we get to Halloween?

[IHateStupidCustomers]

Advertise a BOGO sale and you'll see business pick right up.

Lesson learned from that: People will buy anything if it's on sale.

Anyone who wishes to work at my future ice cream bar would be more than welcome. Just make sure you're of legal age to serve alcohol.

People WILL buy anything if its on sale! Reminds me of when my mom worked for a small floral and crafts shop. They had some kind of jewelry box or some cheap "decoractive box" thing for $4. It wasn't selling. So, my mom the store manager marked up the regular price to $8 and then put a half price sale sign out, and they sold out completely in a matter of days!