Your breath will not open the door.

[candyshopgirl]

So this something I've noticed the entire 3 years I've been working at my store. I take my 5 min bathroom break a couple hours before I leave. Everytime I come back I have some jerkface brathing on my glass door.Their nose is pressed up anginst it. Another thing I can't stand is as soon as I walk in the back door they start violently trying the door knob.Why the door can't be unlock without me unlocking it .One jackass wouldn't stop shaking it until I yelled at him.What the hell.

[BowserKoopa1]

When I worked at the movie theatre, we had several sets of doors. Some of them were locked while others were not. Most customers would pull on a door and find that it is locked, then they would go on to another door. But there are a few morons who have sat there and yanked on the door time and time again, trying ever so hard to jerk it open.

[edible_hat]

On seeing the thread title, I thought of the old Goon Show bit.

"Can you blow the safe open?"
"Let me see..." (breathing sounds) "No I cannot blow it open."