Wherein my boobs are a bone of contention...in Textbook Hell (Lengthy as always!!)

[rerant]

I haven't yet read the whole post, only the first story, but I just wanted to comment about this before I forgot about it.

At my college almost every teacher makes a few copies of the text book available to us in the library. We're not allowed to check the books out (I don't think... I bought all mine) but they're there for us to use.

If this little brat had just taken the smallest ounce of logic and effort she'd be able to use the book at her leisure like she intended without breaking any rules.

[Sliceanddice]

As I was reading I thought "Didn't lupo write something about her boobs or something?" and then I saw this:

It made me




Why would you argue about the bra size of a stranger right in front of them? Just...... why?

lol some one said something like what the Boob twins said to lupo once.
(mind you she was a D maybe.... but really perky... i forgot her name... i remember the boobs)
*trying to find graduation gown that fits her while the guy goes to see if they have one that fits me in school ATM*
idjit-Omg Slicey your so lucky your boobs arent huge!! i have to wear a gown like 2 sizes to big.....
me-... you kidding?
ID- what big boobs are so annoying.
Me- i am an f cup, i am about 2 to 3 sizes bigger than you, i have to special order my bras.
ID- *stares at my boobs* really.... bu-but but... you look so smalls.
Me- *sighs pulls up my shirt showing off my missed pink camisole* I bind.
Id- Oh.... *shuts up and goes to talk to the giggling secutary*

[lupo pazzesco]

<SNIP>

ID- what big boobs are so annoying.
Me- i am an f cup, i am about 2 to 3 sizes bigger than you, i have to special order my bras.
ID- *stares at my boobs* really.... bu-but but... you look so smalls.
Me- *sighs pulls up my shirt showing off my missed pink camisole* I bind.
Id- Oh.... *shuts up and goes to talk to the giggling secutary*

Looks can be deceiving!! ESPECIALLY if you know tricks (like binding) that fool the eye! I wear a really really good sports bra at work, that minimizes without the squashing pain. Why it's such a hard concept to grasp, I'll never know!

You would think, in both your story and mine, the complainers who are big boob veterans would realize that with a little ingenuity and proper dressing, you can manage them, as much of a pain as they are. Only goes to show, in my opinion, they just want to complain and have someone reassure them they're fabulous and lucky, etc, etc, etc.

What idjits indeed.

[marasbaras]

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go…I guess…

that one reminded me of a time when I was in Washington, DC on business. This was 20 years ago, so if I get parts wrong, forgive an old man.

It was Sunday, I had the day off, and decided to go walk in the Mall for the first time. Oh boy, a nice walk ...

Oops, women's rights rally. Um, not-so-quiet walk. Lots of angry looking women.

Anyway, I walked around anyway. But, I had to use the boys' room. So, I found one and there was a woman outside the door and a long line of men. Huh?

So, I asked what was going on. I was told that there were women inside using the bathroom because the lines at the women's rooms were too long.

Now, I know how a public men's bathroom is setup ... stalls AND urinals. I just had to use the latter. The women were in the former. Nobody was going to see anything.

So, I said I'm going in ... I had to go ... badly by that point. She said I couldn't, there were women in there. I went in anyway.

She yelled in a warning that a man was coming in (horrors, a man in a men's room!) ... I said to pretend that we're camping and have to share.

I did my business, came out ... to the clapping and some cheers of a long line of men ... who proceeded to start using the men's room.

I told the idiot woman (not an idiot because she's a woman, just a woman who happens to be an idiot) at the door ... we're adults ... there aren't enough bathrooms ... so, let's do the best we can, eh?

[froglet]

... we're adults ... there aren't enough bathrooms ... so, let's do the best we can, eh?

This reminds me of this one really good idea I saw eons ago on tv somewhere that doesn't seem to have gone anywhere, but it was a public bathroom, a stadium I believe, maybe a convention centre. Anyway, the men's room and lady's rooms were back to back, and the brainstorm... adjustable walls!
If you have a convention centre, and you have something male-oriented, make the men's room really big, and the lady's rather small, and vice-versa.

But my biggest bathroom related pet-peeve (really off topic, but its a rant now) are airports. They tell you to not let your luggage out of your sight, and you can have carry-ons, you just cant take them in the bathroom with you, as the stalls are barely able to fit you, let alone your carry-ons!

Well Lupo, in most states, it is actually illegal for one gender to go into the bathroom of the opposite sex, so if they really got pushy, I guess you could have called the cops...

[Becks]

Just as well. You don't want to make GK jealous...

I think I got passed over for the entertainment outside the 7-Eleven.

[BookstoreEscapee]

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go…I guess…

I would agree with you if the girls in question weren't just doing their makeup in there.

I think I got passed over for the entertainment outside the 7-Eleven.

Maybe you should hang out at 7-11 more often...

[Primer]

Around here it wouldn't be so much the law majors, as the CS/CSE majors. UTA (clearly not smiley's UTA, that's a wee bit more than 200ish miles away) has a highly-rated CSE program.

So did you try going into Bevo's? or the Co-op?
It's sounding like we have more people in the Austin area than I thought. Unless you're referring to UT-Arlington...

[Tigress]

SG1: <Smirking at me> Well, you wouldn’t know, but when you’re well endowed, things tend to…spill.
SG2: <Giggles annoyingly>
T: <Stifles a snort, cuz he knows my size, but doesn’t say anything. Yet>
Me: That’s…nice…
SG1: You don’t understand. I’m a C Cup. <bounces, as though to show off>

Heh. I'm a C/D cup and have a real love/hate relationship with my girls. While it lends itself well to costumes of (ahem) well-endowed female characters and cleave on my RenFaire outfits, I wear sports bras most days to tie them down. They cause back pain otherwise. And they draw the "wrong" kind of attention at times, like skeevy guys that assume that you're dumb enough to fall for their lines because your boobs are almost as big as your head.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Pfft. Bragging about a C-cup? That's like some guy bragging about his OMG 7-inch DICK!

Why would anyone be jealous of someone with more boob than brain?

You know, I was thinking the exact same thing.

[otakuneko]

Yeah, UT-Arlington, not Austin. Not quite as many squirrels here.

[Becks]

Maybe you should hang out at 7-11 more often...

I should, but there are none out by me.

[TealJellyfish]

Those girls make me laugh. I am an E cup and only a tiny human being but I dont dress to show them off. I had an argument with one of my male friends about what size I was (him saying his GF was bigger than I was) that ended in me flashing him to get him to shut up! Good on T shutting those stupid girlies up!

[fireheart]

And finally….BEWBS!!!

My little dirty mind read into incidents involving flashing like your last few posts. *runs off into corner*

SG1: So, do you like, have any shirts that, like, aren’t so v-necked?
SG2: Yeah, cuz, you know, we don’t want to fall out or anything.

Bimbos. Definitely. I'm way bigger than them (a DD pushing E) and I have never ever fallen out of a V-neck shirt. I actually like wearing v-necks because they don't make my boobs look like basketballs. Kimono and tunic-style tops (i.e. they have a very low v-neck that ends just above my bra, with a contrasting colour centre and usually ties around the back) are my personal favourites.

SG1: No way!
SG2: She barely looks like a B!!

They actually argue back and forth for a few minutes, until…

T: Two words, sugar. Sports. Bra. Working here, you can’t have bits bouncing and jiggling all over the place, can you??

Or one word. Minimizer. Speaking of which, anyone here from Australia and know of any minimizers that don't make me feel like I'm wearing a three-kilogram weight? I usually wear sports bras or an underwire...I have trouble finding nice stuff in my size

Worship my fingers!!

Wherein I officially dedicate a shrine to lupo's fingers! (and my siggy as well )

Pfft. Bragging about a C-cup? That's like some guy bragging about his OMG 7-inch DICK!

you do have a point there. One of the guys at work brags about all the girls he's slept with but we all know better...he's a puny little shrimp that flirts with anything that has breasts and legs.

[thehippie777]

So did ya hear back from mysterious book order email address from beep beep Florida?