In which we meet Urine Guy, Sweat Lady & More! (gross and long ish)

[Becks]

Sweat Lady!

She is absolutely awesome, very sweet, very polite. Usually buys coke or pepsi if we have it on sale and brings her own cart to put them in. But I'm not sure if she just overheats in the summer or what have you because every day when she came in when the temperature was over 75, sweat was POURING down her face and soaking into her clothes. So much of it that she looked like she had taken a shower.

Either the lithium or the Effexor that my fiance takes causes excessive sweating.

[friendofjimmyk]

Rite Aid (With Us It's Personal! *eyeroll


Him: "Yes, do you guys sell vibrators? I'm looking to buy one for my wife."

check Spencer's (the adult novelty store). Grr.

Okay, what on god's green earth would make someone assume that Rite Aid sells vibrators of the adult toy type? I'm sure they sell "back massagers" or "heated massagers" because those are "physically therapeutic" but the actual "adult" toys that are solely for the purpose of sex? Can you see walking junior down the little kiddie toy aisle to turn the corner and see a wall of latex, phalic shaped objects!?!?!

"MOMMY! MOMMY!!! I want one of those!"

On another note...Spencers doesn't carry them either. They are merely an adult novelty joke type place. They have sex games like board games, dice, cards, fuzzy handcuffs, some collars I think but no toys. You'd actually have to go to the outskirts of town (in most places) or the deepest of downtown areas (depending on the city) and find the XXX shops. Here, there's only one store in the city I live in. If you want a wider variety, you have to go one state over.

[ralerin]

friendofjimmyk-Not a clue. But, we do sell them, we have the rings, we have the fingertip type from Trojan, we even have one of the slim ones. I guess people assume since we sell condoms and lube therefore we must have the products if they want a "menage a moi"?

Never knew about Spencers though I could have sworn that they sold the toys.

Edit:

Becks-Sweat Lady comes in pretty much all the time. Now that the weather is cool she doesn't sweat at all (well, not that I noticed, I ain't checking her armpits). It's only during the summer that she comes in with sweat pouring. The problem could be compounded by her plumpness. (And to be fair I'm no pixie myself ) Didn't know about the lithium/Effexor thing either.

[otakuneko]

Weld the poles on. No more accomodating laziness.
(assuming you have some place safe to do so)

[Becks]

Becks-Sweat Lady comes in pretty much all the time. Now that the weather is cool she doesn't sweat at all (well, not that I noticed, I ain't checking her armpits). It's only during the summer that she comes in with sweat pouring. The problem could be compounded by her plumpness. (And to be fair I'm no pixie myself ) Didn't know about the lithium/Effexor thing either.

Ah. Well, then.

I know lots of odd things that occasionally come in handy.

[candyshopgirl]

Urine Guy!

Urine guy is this tall guy with a slight limp, slightly hanging mouth who comes in wearing the same unwashed shirt and jeans usually every Sunday. He buys either liter of the store brand cola, 20oz of pepsi or liter of Pepsi depending on how much change he has in his pocket today. I call him Urine Guy because he usually has this overpowering cloud of urine surrounding him. Sometimes it's mixed with coffee or whatever he had for lunch (with the stains on his shirt to match). Once he came in and paid for his stuff and I was watching a dark spot on the front of his jeans get bigger and bigger. Thankfully none got on the floor.

He also wears a prosthesis, which I only found out when he came in when it was POURING outside, squeaking like a squeaky wheel with every step he took.


I always feel sorry for people like this.Either they are handicapped or just slobs,which is really a mental handicap in itself.

[42_42_42]

Weld the poles on. No more accomodating laziness.
(assuming you have some place safe to do so)

Or use Loctite.

As for the vibrators...dude that's what the interweb is for!

[fireheart]

I'm sure they sell "back massagers" or "heated massagers" because those are "physically therapeutic" but the actual "adult" toys that are solely for the purpose of sex? Can you see walking junior down the little kiddie toy aisle to turn the corner and see a wall of latex, phalic shaped objects!?!?!

"MOMMY! MOMMY!!! I want one of those!"

Junior: mommy, I want one of those! (Mom turns corner and is surprised)
Mommy: Not until you're 15 and have your first girlfriend! (hustles the guy away)

Or alternately with a girl.

Mommy: Not until you're 14!

Having said that....all this talk about vibrators makes me want one now. And as far as that goes, the Bras n Things store near my place (basically a lingerie store that also sells the naughty costumes) sells a gift pack that includes a "back massager"

[BarbieGirl]

[QUOTE=ralerin;426784]Urm, Barbie Girl...I said fish LADY. Not Fish Man.

QUOTE]

Yeah I got that, I meant that I have heard of this happening in a lot of different women, but I've never heard of a case where it was a man, Just thought that was odd.

[depechemodefan]

Depechemodefan-It wasn't that grave. Since I didn't have cuts or scratches or anything on my hand they just sort of went "Eh" and left it, especially since my hands were RAW from the scrubbing. Plus the guy in question had a scudsy look about him. Yes, I might be completely wrong about him and the only thing wrong with him is he needs a good bath but you know, I honestly didn't know if he had AIDS or hepatitis or lockjaw and I didn't feel like taking that chance. As for the foot, it's fine. If I had any serious problems I would've known about it by now. I'll get it x-rayed when I can afford to.

Oh, I was hoping that your employer would pay for the x-rays. But they seem like cheap bastards.

And also, I like Depeche Mode as well.

You know, I have to find another DMfan to marry to, so I can play "Black Celebration" as the wedding march. And when I die, my spouse can play "Blasphemous Rumors" at my funeral...ok, that might be a bad idea for a shot at my eternal reward.

[Peppergirl]

I was flipping channels the other night at 4am and came across a 30 minute infomercial for sex toys.

Quizzically, I checked the channel I was on. It was Oxygen.

Im far from a prude, but I was pretty surprised. Especially since they held each one up and described it's...um...benefits, a-la QVC.