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    Our squishy machine's been turned off and in storage over the southern hemisphere winter. It's now been put back in place but not switched off. It's the kind made of clear plastic so you can see the syrup and the mixing mechanism. Since it hasn't been fully recommissioned, it contains no syrup. It's pretty obvious that although the machine is there, you still can't get a squishy.

    Yesterday this kid (well I say kid, he was at least 15) looked through the cupboards under the counters until he found the squishy cups. He then took one, held it under the nozzle, and pressed the handle. Naturally nothing happened. So he stood there for at least 30 seconds waiting for his nonexistant squishy.

  • #2
    Coming in Spring to a store near you, Squishy's new flavour - CLEAR!

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    • #3
      Invisible squishy is invisible!

      Wow... some people and their brain burps, eh?
      Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.

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      • #4
        NO CALORIES! NO TASTE! NO CHARGE!!

        Hehehe, the advertising potential is limitless
        The report button - not just for decoration

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        • #5
          Quoth iradney View Post
          NO CALORIES! NO TASTE! NO CHARGE!!
          Well, you gotta pay for the cup.
          Tastes awful, less filling!
          "I call murder on that!"

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          • #6
            Water-flavored squishy?

            Without the syrup it's basically just ice, right?
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • #7
              Squishy Light....
              My Karma ran over your dogma.

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              • #8
                Quoth digilight View Post
                Squishy Light....
                Beat me to it.

                Could this be the new Diet Squishy?
                Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                • #9
                  "I shall name him... Squishy! And he shall be my Squishy, and I will call him Squishy! Ooh! Bad Squishy! Bad!"
                  "I call murder on that!"

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                  • #10
                    Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                    Water-flavored squishy?

                    Without the syrup it's basically just ice, right?
                    Not even water - the machine was turned off, including the pump. You can pull the handle all you want but nothing comes out.

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                    • #11
                      ...sqishy? What is a sqishy? Like an icee, or a slushy?
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                      http://customerssuck.com/board/group.php?groupid=18

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                      • #12
                        It's a slurpee/freezee/icee/slush puppy. Squishy's what they call it in The Simpsons, I don't want to risk identifying my store by saying what we call it.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Juwl View Post
                          "I shall name him... Squishy! And he shall be my Squishy, and I will call him Squishy! Ooh! Bad Squishy! Bad!"


                          Beat me to THAT one.

                          lol, time to promote that ever-awesome flavour of Squishy Zero-same great taste, but Zero anything.
                          The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                          Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                          • #14
                            mmmm... Diet Air flavored squishy...
                            Fixing problems... one broken customer at a time.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Blade_Raver View Post
                              mmmm... Diet Air flavored squishy...
                              No, sounds cooler if you call it Diet Nitro.

                              As in, you know, nitrogen.

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