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  • I don't know where to begin with this one...

    Hi guys, I'm back for good! Got my Internet up and running! Woo!

    OK, so picture the scene, it is a VERY busy night, understaffed, and everyone is annoyed. And then this happens.

    Water starts pouring through the ceiling. It starts gushing out of light fixtures, and seconds later, it trips the fire alarm.

    I say picture it because I was not present when this happened, but that's the story. The bar had to be evacuated, and no one had any idea where this water had come from and there were A LOT of pissed off customers.

    The next day, we opened as normal. The floor was a little water damaged, but mostly Ok. We found out what happened. The hotel next door to us water tank leaked. The force of the water crashed through six of their rooms (unoccupied thank fuck) and then headed for us. We are seperate from the hotel, but three floors of them are above us, so guess where the rest of the water headed. That's right, through the ventilation system and into us.

    An engineer (courtesey of the hotel) came and checked us out. He said we were fine, the lights would just need replacing. He checked the ceiling...all OK.

    So, I spent the day dealing with dozens of SC's, each coming in demanding money because the bar got closed the night before, and they were evacuated before they could finish their drinks. Wasn't pleasent.

    Two days later...

    I walk into the bar. I am opening up. All I hear is drip drip drip At first I thought it was something simple like someone leaving a tap running. I walk around the corner...

    The portion of the ceiling where the water came through was GONE. Completely caved in. About a THIRD of the bar was COVERED in a mess of plaster, concrete and electrical wiring. The cigarette machine was DESTROYED and our ATM was buried.

    First thing I did was turn off all the electricity. Then I marched over to the hotel, demanding an explanation. The hotel manager said there had been another problem overnight with the water tank, and they were waiting for someone from our bar to turn up. I informed her that our roof was gone and took her over.

    She must have thought I was exaggerating, because when I took her over, her jaw hit the floor and she dropped her mug of coffee.

    I checked out the security camera footage. It happened FIVE MINUTES after the evening staff went home. Thank fuck none of them were in.

    Of course we didn't open. Cue A LOT of pissed off customers trying to get in, most of them hotel guests who had already experience the calamity two nights earlier.

    All the managers came in, and we got an emergency crew out. A structural engineer took a look, and said there was no danger of anything else caving in on us. It was just the shell of the ceiling that had given way. We were given the OK to open, provided we sectioned off the affected area of the bar (remember I said a THIRD of it was gone!)

    So, two days later, after a massive cleaning session (staff who were supposed to be working came in to help out) we reopened.

    The hotel is SERIOUSLY out of money. They have three floors worth of damage to pay for, and then pay for ours.

    Where's the SC in this story?

    Well, a lady came into the bar, and after seeing our pulverised cigarette machine said:

    SC: This is fucking ridiculous! I demand you get me some cigarettes from that machine!

    They were covered in debris and plaster...well, if she's smoking I don't think it makes much difference!

  • #2
    Shit dude, that sucks! I'm glad no one was hurt!

    What the hell is with SC's? I would have been all, "It's self service, get your smokes yourself."
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    • #3
      Holy crap! Do you ever have little problems??

      And ! We really missed you ~sniffle~
      A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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      • #4
        Ah, water and SC's. They don't mix. We had a leak in our roof, most leaked in one spot but a lot ran along piping and went all over the store. We setup up caution tape and closed off a section of the store. I wish i had a dollar for every SC who went under the tape gnat wet/fell and complained.

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        • #5
          And so the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide strike again; when will lawmakers finally outlaw this threat to our health and civilization?

          Seriously lucky though that nobody in the bar or hotel got doused or, um, plastered. You know what I mean.

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          • #6
            Quoth mattm04 View Post
            Ah, water and SC's. They don't mix.
            As I lifeguard, I have to call BS here. Water and SCs do mix. For me on a nightly basis.
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            • #7
              Quoth Shards View Post
              As I lifeguard, I have to call BS here. Water and SCs do mix. For me on a nightly basis.
              Yes they do, and they still complain. "There is water all over the change room!"
              It's a Flippin' Pool!

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              • #8
                Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
                SC: This is fucking ridiculous! I demand you get me some cigarettes from that machine!

                They were covered in debris and plaster...well, if she's smoking I don't think it makes much difference!
                I guess a nic fit makes a person stupid and desperate sometimes, but think of all the asbestos she might be getting as a bonus! That way she can clog her lungs with crap AND get them fireproofed at the same time!

                Afterall, those things are going to kill her one way or another. She might as well go all out.
                "Ignorance is no excuse for a law."
                .................................................. ..................- Alfred E. Newman

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                • #9
                  Quoth Danno View Post
                  Seriously lucky though that nobody in the bar or hotel got doused or, um, plastered.
                  I love it!

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                  • #10
                    Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
                    Well, a lady came into the bar, and after seeing our pulverised cigarette machine said:

                    SC: This is fucking ridiculous! I demand you get me some cigarettes from that machine!
                    my most likely responce: "pound sand up your @$$." but im a jerk like that
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                    • #11


                      Glad nobody was hurt, but I'd LOVE to see the pics/vids of that destruction (both hotel and bar)!

                      As for the SC, I would have just said "help yourself!"

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                      • #12
                        I do have pictures, but am slightly worried about posting them in case someone is watching

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