Hello to you too!

[friendofjimmyk]

I answered the phone a second ago...

ME: Dispatcher supreme
SC: Jerk who had his car towed from a lot

ME: "**********" towing, this is friendofjimmyk how may I help you?
SC: Yeah, do you have my car?
ME: (AND...) *silence* (drivers talking to me on the radio I tell them to standby)
SC: Hello?
ME: Yeah. What kind of car? Where was it towed from? When was it towed?
SC: 03chevysilveradogoldincolorfromthecornerofxstand14 th.
ME: *Pop* (damn, yet another brain cell! I didn't hear anything he said because it sounded just like I typed it) Was it parked on the street? (If it was on the street, I know that it would not be in our lot - another company strictly does street tows, we do parking lots)
SC: parkinglot
ME: Idon'tknowhereisanumberyouneedtocallandyoucanfindo utready?
SC: *sigh* hold on!

HE UNDERSTOOD ME??!?!!?

We have a huge lot! Most tow companies do! Calling me and simply asking if we have your car is beyond me. We have cars - lots of cars - tons of cars - what kind of car is your car?

[phillippbo]

I'd be half tempted to do something like this:

SC: "Do you have my car?"
Me: "OMG! Are you the guy I saw on MTV's Cribs last night?! Your house is freaking awesome! And that garage! I especially liked the Rolls...!"
SC: "Uhm, no..."
Me: "Mom? Er, do you have a cold or something?"
SC: "What? No, I just need to know..."
Me: "Then you must be the President. Let me see if I have the Presidential limo here..."
SC: "I'm not any of those people! What would make you think that I am?"
Me: "Well, what would make you think I know who you are or what your car looks like? Since you acted like I knew who you were, I just started guessing hoping to get it right."

Sheesh... I have an overactive imagination AND too much time on my hands...

[pbmods]

SC: "Do you have my car?"
Me: "Sure. Why not?"

SC: "Do you have my car?"
Me: "Maybe. For how much?"

SC: "Do you have my car?"
Me: "...Car? ...?"

[Imogene]

SC: "Do you have my car?"
Me: "Sure. Why not?"

SC: "Do you have my car?"
Me: "Maybe. For how much?"

SC: "Do you have my car?"
Me: "...Car? ...?"

SC: "Do you have my car?"
Me: *look around dartingly* "... Yes?"

SC: "Do you have my car?"
Me: "Nope, I have MY car, although it's not really MY car, it's my Dad's car, and I don't realy have it as it's parked out in the lot."

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Be sure to check all your pockets first to make sure you don't have the car.

[friendofjimmyk]

Of course, I think of witty things to say AFTER I get off the phone!