Just two odd ones from today. Other than these guys, I got paid to finish 2 whole novels.
Call #1-
SC: Where are your apartments located?
Me: We're on ***** road bet-
SC: That's too close *click*
Too close to what? The road itself runs from Country Club to I-10 and beyond, without knowing the cross streets how can she know it's "too close"? Does ***** road have a restraining order against her? The whole road? Does it need therapy because of this woman's constant harassment and untoward advances?
Call #2- about 4pm
SC: Is this M******?
Me: Sorry, she's out today, can I help you?
SC: Has anyone reported a fire there today?
Me: (WTF?) No.....not to my knowledge
SC: I'm not sure if I turned off my coffee pot when I left for work this morning. It's been bothering me all day, but I figured by now it would've started a fire, so if there's been no fire then I must have turned it off.
ME: (WTF!?!?) I guess you must have...
SC: Oh I feel better now, thank you!
Okay, let me get this straight. You suspected you may have left your coffee pot on shortly after you left for work this morning. I have been here since 9am. Now, if this happened to any of you dear brilliant CSers what would you do? Would you:
A. Call the office at 9am or as soon as possible giving the office permission to enter your apartment and double check that your coffee pot was indeed off, and if not, have the office turn it off for you?
B. Call the office at 4 freakin' pm and see if your coffeepot has caused a fire and possibly burned up your home, your belongings, and/or your NEIGHBORS.
In the immortal words of P.J. O'Rourke: What the fuck man? I mean really, what the fucking fuck?!?!
Call #1-
SC: Where are your apartments located?
Me: We're on ***** road bet-
SC: That's too close *click*
Too close to what? The road itself runs from Country Club to I-10 and beyond, without knowing the cross streets how can she know it's "too close"? Does ***** road have a restraining order against her? The whole road? Does it need therapy because of this woman's constant harassment and untoward advances?
Call #2- about 4pm
SC: Is this M******?
Me: Sorry, she's out today, can I help you?
SC: Has anyone reported a fire there today?
Me: (WTF?) No.....not to my knowledge
SC: I'm not sure if I turned off my coffee pot when I left for work this morning. It's been bothering me all day, but I figured by now it would've started a fire, so if there's been no fire then I must have turned it off.
ME: (WTF!?!?) I guess you must have...
SC: Oh I feel better now, thank you!
Okay, let me get this straight. You suspected you may have left your coffee pot on shortly after you left for work this morning. I have been here since 9am. Now, if this happened to any of you dear brilliant CSers what would you do? Would you:
A. Call the office at 9am or as soon as possible giving the office permission to enter your apartment and double check that your coffee pot was indeed off, and if not, have the office turn it off for you?
B. Call the office at 4 freakin' pm and see if your coffeepot has caused a fire and possibly burned up your home, your belongings, and/or your NEIGHBORS.
In the immortal words of P.J. O'Rourke: What the fuck man? I mean really, what the fucking fuck?!?!
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