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    My first customer of the day, yesterday, was a huge b*tch!

    I open my register and call her over from another line. She approaches and slams down a spool of ribbon, pulls a bunch out and says "I need this much.". I was about to grab my yard stick and tell her it was by yard only, when I realize she has ribbon that is sold spool only.

    Me: I'm sorry ma'am but this is only sold by the spool.
    SC: Whatever!
    *I start to wrap it back up*
    SC: I still need it cut! They told me you'd do that here!
    ME: Ok, how long was it again?
    *she huffs and pulls it out again*
    *I cut it and scan it and tell her the total*
    SC:*she picks up the spool and slams it on the counter again* Throw that away for me.
    Me: *okaaaaaay* Your zip code?
    SC: Why!?
    Me: Uhh, it's just for a survey, not important. *enter store's zip code and ask for her signature on credit card slip*
    SC: *grabs the pen and scribbles furiously a big mess, no actual letters, and turns to leave*
    Me: Have a nice day.
    SC: *grunt*

    I have no clue what crawled up her ass and died, but I hope it laid eggs first.
    wouldn't lube work better in a f***ing machine?
    ----
    Yes, that’s right. It’s a pair of gold foil headphones. Gold foil. Finally, headphones just as awful as your taste in music.

  • #2
    ....... did you keep the ribbon?

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    • #3
      What a waste of ribbon...erg

      Of course I used to know people who would open a cd, use it once, then toss it. Cause it was used...and why would they want to keep around used things...

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      • #4
        Quoth Aethian View Post
        Of course I used to know people who would open a cd, use it once, then toss it. Cause it was used...and why would they want to keep around used things...
        I would say please tell me you're joking, but I long ago lost faith in humanity.
        If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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        • #5
          Quoth Sliceanddice View Post
          ....... did you keep the ribbon?
          I gave it to our floral designer. She said she could find a use for it.
          wouldn't lube work better in a f***ing machine?
          ----
          Yes, that’s right. It’s a pair of gold foil headphones. Gold foil. Finally, headphones just as awful as your taste in music.

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          • #6
            Quoth Nyx View Post
            I gave it to our floral designer. She said she could find a use for it.
            Good I'd hate to see that much ribbon just be tossed I'm surprised that she didn't yell about you not being able to sell it by the yard, honestly. She was being a bitch about everything else >.>
            Pit bull-

            There is no breed of dog more in need of our compassion; in need of our call to arms on their behalf; and in need of what should be the full force of our enduring sanctuary.

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            • #7
              Quoth Nyx View Post
              I gave it to our floral designer. She said she could find a use for it.
              On the next SC perhaps?
              If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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              • #8
                Quoth Aethian View Post
                What a waste of ribbon...erg

                Of course I used to know people who would open a cd, use it once, then toss it. Cause it was used...and why would they want to keep around used things...
                What? That's like saying you'll only drive a car once, else it'll be used...
                A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                • #9
                  Quoth crazylegs View Post
                  What? That's like saying you'll only drive a car once, else it'll be used...
                  actually... you wouldn't really drive it once even... once the front tires hit the dealership's property line the car is used... so that would be like saying "driving your car to the car dealership, getting out and walking off because it's now a used car"
                  If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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