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  • Pwning a would-be SC

    Strictly speaking I don't think this qualifies as an SC story, but it seems to fit best here. Mods, move if necessary.

    I stopped in at my Hobby Store again last night. Ken was there. At one point, he said to me "oh, by the way, I need to come into your store and raise some hell."

    Me: Do you now?

    Ken: Yep.

    Me: And why is that?

    He rattled off some nonsense about being short-changed by $0.16 on his Staples Rewards check.

    Me: You're going to raise hell over sixteen cents?

    Ken: You bet I am!

    So I did something I WISH I could do to SCs in my store. Still in full work uniform, I dug a quarter out of my pocket and threw it at him (gently).

    Me: Ken, here's a quarter. Now STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY STORE!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hobby Store's Ass. Man. (my uncle) bursts out laughing.

    ASM: "Here's a quarter; stay the fuck out of my store! Couldn't have said it better myself!!" *gives me an enthusiastic thumbs-up*.


    If only I could do that to actual customers while on the clock when they complain about petty shit!!!!!
    "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

    RIP Plaidman.

  • #2
    That was awesomeness.
    "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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    • #3
      unadulterated win, my friend.
      "Darling, you are a bitch. I'm joining the Navy." -Cinema Guy 4/30/2009

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      • #4
        You're my freaking hero!

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        • #5
          Now that was freaking awesome
          Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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          • #6
            We're getting that a lot at Rank Aid lately. Because prices are changing people complain if they have to pay so much as three pennies more than the original price.

            One time I just took out a dime and sent them on their merry way. Wish I could have said it with your finesse though.

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