Strictly speaking I don't think this qualifies as an SC story, but it seems to fit best here. Mods, move if necessary.
I stopped in at my Hobby Store again last night. Ken was there. At one point, he said to me "oh, by the way, I need to come into your store and raise some hell."
Me: Do you now?
Ken: Yep.
Me: And why is that?
He rattled off some nonsense about being short-changed by $0.16 on his Staples Rewards check.
Me: You're going to raise hell over sixteen cents?
Ken: You bet I am!
So I did something I WISH I could do to SCs in my store. Still in full work uniform, I dug a quarter out of my pocket and threw it at him (gently).
Me: Ken, here's a quarter. Now STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY STORE!!!!!!!!!!!
Hobby Store's Ass. Man. (my uncle) bursts out laughing.
ASM: "Here's a quarter; stay the fuck out of my store! Couldn't have said it better myself!!" *gives me an enthusiastic thumbs-up*.
If only I could do that to actual customers while on the clock when they complain about petty shit!!!!!
I stopped in at my Hobby Store again last night. Ken was there. At one point, he said to me "oh, by the way, I need to come into your store and raise some hell."
Me: Do you now?
Ken: Yep.
Me: And why is that?
He rattled off some nonsense about being short-changed by $0.16 on his Staples Rewards check.
Me: You're going to raise hell over sixteen cents?

Ken: You bet I am!
So I did something I WISH I could do to SCs in my store. Still in full work uniform, I dug a quarter out of my pocket and threw it at him (gently).
Me: Ken, here's a quarter. Now STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY STORE!!!!!!!!!!!

Hobby Store's Ass. Man. (my uncle) bursts out laughing.
ASM: "Here's a quarter; stay the fuck out of my store! Couldn't have said it better myself!!" *gives me an enthusiastic thumbs-up*.
If only I could do that to actual customers while on the clock when they complain about petty shit!!!!!

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