I swear. The first call I took topped everything else. I'll just post my memo to Mark regarding the call. It tells everything [details are added in brackets]. I changed some names, of course.
Sigh.
Hi Mark,
A user called Joe Fool called asking for the install key for the above license. I was about to give it to him when he revealed that he didn't have the autorization disk because it was in the possession of First Baptist Church [First Baptist Church is the actual registered owner of the software license in question] and getting it "would be a problem."
That set off alarm bells, but it might mean simply that getting to the church would be physically difficult so I told him to have the church contact me and give me permission to give out their install key to him.
That's when he pitched a fit and started yelling. He mentioned talking to you and that you told him to call us when he was ready to install. Since I didn't see any note regarding that call my guess is that you assumed, like I did at first, that he was still affiliated with First Baptist Church.
Anyhoo, just to calm him down I offered to try and contact you and put him on hold. I got your voice mail at your home office and left a message. I also called the number listed in the registration and got ahold of the secretary at First Baptist Church to see if they would authorize letting Mr. Fool use their license. I know we don't usually do that [our policy is to make the user do his own legwork], but if I thought it was more expedient in this one case [because of having a hopping mad user on hold].
Not surprisingly, she didn't know what I was talking about regarding [name of our product]. She also didn't seem to recognize the name Joe Fool, which doesn't really mean much but doesn't help Mr. Fool's case. She offered to let me leave a voice mail message for the pastor, which I did. I'm waiting to hear back.
Mr. Fool was still on hold, so I told him I was waiting to hear back from both you and the pastor of First Baptist Church. Please try us again this afternoon, etc.
He continued pitching a fit. I told him my hands were tied and ended the call. Just before hanging up he made some threat about having his lawyer contact us. I almost hope that happens.
Dips
A user called Joe Fool called asking for the install key for the above license. I was about to give it to him when he revealed that he didn't have the autorization disk because it was in the possession of First Baptist Church [First Baptist Church is the actual registered owner of the software license in question] and getting it "would be a problem."
That set off alarm bells, but it might mean simply that getting to the church would be physically difficult so I told him to have the church contact me and give me permission to give out their install key to him.
That's when he pitched a fit and started yelling. He mentioned talking to you and that you told him to call us when he was ready to install. Since I didn't see any note regarding that call my guess is that you assumed, like I did at first, that he was still affiliated with First Baptist Church.
Anyhoo, just to calm him down I offered to try and contact you and put him on hold. I got your voice mail at your home office and left a message. I also called the number listed in the registration and got ahold of the secretary at First Baptist Church to see if they would authorize letting Mr. Fool use their license. I know we don't usually do that [our policy is to make the user do his own legwork], but if I thought it was more expedient in this one case [because of having a hopping mad user on hold].
Not surprisingly, she didn't know what I was talking about regarding [name of our product]. She also didn't seem to recognize the name Joe Fool, which doesn't really mean much but doesn't help Mr. Fool's case. She offered to let me leave a voice mail message for the pastor, which I did. I'm waiting to hear back.
Mr. Fool was still on hold, so I told him I was waiting to hear back from both you and the pastor of First Baptist Church. Please try us again this afternoon, etc.
He continued pitching a fit. I told him my hands were tied and ended the call. Just before hanging up he made some threat about having his lawyer contact us. I almost hope that happens.
Dips
Sigh.
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