Ok, so it was another one of those days in the land of obnoxious customers when I ran into a real winner. Pursuant to this crazy thing called THE LAW, if someone is not authorized on an account, I can't give out any information. Simple concept, right? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Me: "Thank you for calling my company, how can I help you?"
SC: "I have called in three times today and no one can give me any information on my mortgage."
Me: "Okie dokie, let me get the account number". (At this point it is given to me) "And who am I speaking with please?"
SC: "Mrs. Moron Customer"
Me: "Do you have a first name?"
SC: "You don't need to know that. My husband and I have been married for 30 years." (At this point I hit the mute button and say "Oh that poor, poor man."
Me: "Well, I do actually."
SC: "No you don't!!!"
Me: "Okay then, I see here that the only authorized user on the account is your husband so I cannot release information to you. (The husband must be a cat...Oh wait, a cat wouldn't be dumb enough to marry this chick.)This is in accordance with federal law."
SC: "WHAT??? ARE YOU A *#^#ING ROBOT!! EVERYONE ELSE KEEPS TELLING ME THAT!!! I don't care if it is the law, break it you (fill in the blank)!!!!
We went around and around for five minutes before the old hag finally gave up after telling me I was a robot. Oh, no wonder I drink like a fish when I get home.
Me: "Thank you for calling my company, how can I help you?"
SC: "I have called in three times today and no one can give me any information on my mortgage."
Me: "Okie dokie, let me get the account number". (At this point it is given to me) "And who am I speaking with please?"
SC: "Mrs. Moron Customer"
Me: "Do you have a first name?"
SC: "You don't need to know that. My husband and I have been married for 30 years." (At this point I hit the mute button and say "Oh that poor, poor man."
Me: "Well, I do actually."
SC: "No you don't!!!"
Me: "Okay then, I see here that the only authorized user on the account is your husband so I cannot release information to you. (The husband must be a cat...Oh wait, a cat wouldn't be dumb enough to marry this chick.)This is in accordance with federal law."
SC: "WHAT??? ARE YOU A *#^#ING ROBOT!! EVERYONE ELSE KEEPS TELLING ME THAT!!! I don't care if it is the law, break it you (fill in the blank)!!!!
We went around and around for five minutes before the old hag finally gave up after telling me I was a robot. Oh, no wonder I drink like a fish when I get home.
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