Guest: Dave, I'm pretty pissed off. I reserved a unit for next summer (a 7 bedroom oceanfront house, mind you) and I called and have already spoken with 4 different people, you're the 5th, and they keep telling me I have to check out by 10 AM
Me: thats correct
Guest: no thats not correct, we like to sleep in, we dont want to leave by 10
Me: since its the summer, most likely a late check out wont be possible
Guest: well you better make it possible....I shouldnt have to wake up early on my vacation to appease you
Me: sir, I am sorry but the 10 AM check out is not negotiable
Guest: what did you say your name was? I am going to file a complaint about you
Me: my name is Dave
Guest: your name will be mud when I get finished
Me: ok have a nice day
Guest: up yours
Me: thats correct
Guest: no thats not correct, we like to sleep in, we dont want to leave by 10
Me: since its the summer, most likely a late check out wont be possible
Guest: well you better make it possible....I shouldnt have to wake up early on my vacation to appease you
Me: sir, I am sorry but the 10 AM check out is not negotiable
Guest: what did you say your name was? I am going to file a complaint about you
Me: my name is Dave
Guest: your name will be mud when I get finished
Me: ok have a nice day
Guest: up yours
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