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  • #1

    No danger of logic or intelligence with cable customers...

    Email: You need to let me know how to get the stinkin email...

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    Email: I don’t have an account with you, so never send me another e-mail. Now send me an e-mail stating you got my e-mail.

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    E-mail: I am tired of your technicians telling me they can only come to fix my service after dark. This makes me very suspicious of what they’re going to do to my cable! What are they, aliens?

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    E-mail: I would like for you to ignore my email to you. You are a bunch of morons! You take your service and stick it!
    The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert
    Tags: aliens, e-mail, ignore, stinkin, technicians
  • #2
    I'd hate to deal with these crabby people in person.

    Or on the phone.
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

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    • #3
      I, uh, didn't know emails smelled. This is good to know.

      Also, his first thought is aliens? I dunno about you guys, but my first thought when someone can only come out after dark is that they're vampires. Not aliens.
      Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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      • #4
        Quoth Broomjockey View Post
        his first thought is aliens? I dunno about you guys, but my first thought when someone can only come out after dark is that they're vampires. Not aliens.
        THANK YOU! That's exactly what I was thinking. The vampires come out at night...aliens can come out any time!
        The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

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        • #5
          Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
          THANK YOU! That's exactly what I was thinking. The vampires come out at night...aliens can come out any time!
          But it's the night abductions that give the anal probes!

          Err... so I hear...

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          • #6
            Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
            E-mail: I am tired of your technicians telling me they can only come to fix my service after dark. This makes me very suspicious of what they’re going to do to my cable! What are they, aliens?
            Dangit....don't people watch movies? It's Postal Workers that have almost all the aliens. MIB II said so!

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            • #7
              Quoth Darkwish View Post
              But it's the night abductions that give the anal probes!

              Err... so I hear...

              'Tis true. Just ask Eric Cartman.
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • #8
                Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
                THANK YOU! That's exactly what I was thinking. The vampires come out at night...aliens can come out any time!
                Newt: "But they mostly come at night. Mostly."
                "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
                  ...aliens can come out any time!
                  Unless they are Alien Vampires!

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                  • #10
                    No, no, no. Vampires are descended from aliens. How else do you explain their powers?

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