Every other Monday I work at church bingo selling big-ticket bingo games during the regular games. I dont get paid to do it but I do get a free meal and all the free beer and candy I can consume that evening.
Plus, we also get free meals at very nice restaurants throughout the year. Some tips if you're a bingo player and you want to buy some from me.....
----Yelling "Hey" or the name of the game is fine if my back is facing your's. But don't whistle at me. I'm not a dog.
----When I acknowledge you and start coming to you dont get pissed if someone flags me down on the way and I take care of them first to get them out of the way and then try to start an argument with me when I get to you. I'm doing this for NO pay and I am NOT your personal servant. Dont like my service then you can suck my ass for I won't serve you anymore.
----If you are in the "Bat Room" (as in "Room full of old bats") don't demand that I come to you if I'm serving other people that are closer to you. You'll get your cards. If you have to wait a few extra seconds before I sell you your stupid cards I dont give a flying shit. Remember, I'm doing this for NO pay.
----I overheard a couple of women saying the bingo workers should cater food to them instead of them having to get up and buy it themselves. Fat freakin' chance I'll do that even IF the bingo board had proposed doing that.
----You should try not to be a bunch of angry drama queens when someone yells "Bingo!" It makes me laugh.
Especially when I think about the money that I could have wasted if I wanted to play church bingo.

----Yelling "Hey" or the name of the game is fine if my back is facing your's. But don't whistle at me. I'm not a dog.
----When I acknowledge you and start coming to you dont get pissed if someone flags me down on the way and I take care of them first to get them out of the way and then try to start an argument with me when I get to you. I'm doing this for NO pay and I am NOT your personal servant. Dont like my service then you can suck my ass for I won't serve you anymore.
----If you are in the "Bat Room" (as in "Room full of old bats") don't demand that I come to you if I'm serving other people that are closer to you. You'll get your cards. If you have to wait a few extra seconds before I sell you your stupid cards I dont give a flying shit. Remember, I'm doing this for NO pay.
----I overheard a couple of women saying the bingo workers should cater food to them instead of them having to get up and buy it themselves. Fat freakin' chance I'll do that even IF the bingo board had proposed doing that.
----You should try not to be a bunch of angry drama queens when someone yells "Bingo!" It makes me laugh.


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