INVISIBLE JEW

[Fenrus]

Personally, I rather like the shirt in question. It would go nicely in my wardrobe, thank you very much.

I like the shirt too... GK, would you hate me if you get a call from a lowly Yankee?\

ETA- Also, shouldn't this be "Wherein there is an INVISIBLE JEW"? You're slacking.

[Jester]

Well if I was a magician I might be able to pull it off.

It has nothing to do with doing magic. I am not saying it would work well on stage. It would. But I don't do stage magic. Yes, it would look cool when I was doing closeup magic. But that is not what I am talking about either.

I think it would actually be a nice shirt to go out and about in. Great dress shirt, for example, to wear with jeans, and do the dressy/casual thing in.

Also, shouldn't this be "Wherein there is an INVISIBLE JEW"? You're slacking.

His thread. His title. His rules. His decision.

You want it to start off with "Wherein," you make your own post.

As if GK lives by rules.

[smileyeagle1021]

ETA- Also, shouldn't this be "Wherein there is an INVISIBLE JEW"? You're slacking.

no... because so many of us have stolen that title style that GK will have to take a break while he comes up the the next BIG thing for thread titles

[cheshirephoenix]

These clouds will be remote controlled.

*wields remote control*

I HAVE POWER OVER ALL THAT IS METEOROLOGICAL!

*runs away*

[snackbandit]

At "Elephant Boy", you had me choking with mirth. At "Invisible Jew", I was rolling on the floor. At "SHE'S BLOWING ME INVISIBLY!" I had tears streaming down my face. Your trauma has made my night.

[Gravekeeper]

no... because so many of us have stolen that title style that GK will have to take a break while he comes up the the next BIG thing for thread titles

Thats about it, yeah. ;p

[PepperElf]

“SHE’S BLOWING ME NOW! SHE DOES IT INVISIBLY!”

... people heard that and kept straight faces?

yes i'm going to hell for giggling.

[Nyx]

As I got off the bus a few blocks from my house and walked to the corner, my foot slipped. Ice. The first ice of the season. I caught myself and made this proclamation, word for god damn word:

"Oh ho!? Upping the difficulty level today, are we? Very well, foolish asphalt! I accept your challenge!"

If you're going to make vengeful proclamations at inanimate objects. It's best to make sure that no one else got off the bus behind you and is still in earshot.

LOL I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does this.

[Rapscallion]

... people heard that and kept straight faces?

yes i'm going to hell for giggling.

I'm trying to work out why he was complaining.

Rapscallion

[Gravekeeper]

I'm trying to work out why he was complaining.

Rapscallion

Actually it was a rather boastful statement. He was trying to show off. ><

[Gawdzillers]

Best post EVAR

[Gothmog]

Actually it was a rather boastful statement. He was trying to show off. ><

That makes it even more perturbing.

[Rapscallion]

Perturbing? If I was receiving 'lip action' from an invisible female entity, regardless of religious affiliations, I'd be bragging.

Um, this was a female Jew, yes?

Rapscallion

[Gothmog]

You may have a point there..
And I believe he used 'SHE' to describe it, so, female, it would seem (to him at least).

[Red_Dazes]

what...the..

Me: “and your phone number please?”
SC: “Don’t have a phone.”
Me: “Unfortunately I need a phone number to place an order.”
SC: “Oh…ok. I’ll wait.”

...One wonders..... How... did.... they...call.... In the first place.
Perhaps some epic feat of Telepathy?.... Was it an extraterrestrial aided transmission ..... were they feeding dollar after dollar into the only payphone with in fifty miles and holding up a line off all the other phoneless inhabitants of this place?........My brain hurts from the possibilities