Idiocy never felt so good!

[Phone Jockey]

Customer: The Encore channel…is that just cowboys? Every time? Every day?

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Male customer: I know my computer went out because I went to bed after he did.

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Customer: I’m upset about your technician who just left my home in a disaster.
Me: Oh dear.
Customer: He left cables in my driveway, he went crawling around in my yard, and then he left before he even did anything! I’m in a panic!

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Customer: When do phone books go out this year?
Me: July.
Customer: That’s a stupid month.

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Customer: I thought I was getting your $119 bundle but I’m only paying $85. What is my price so low?

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[BrassCowboy]

Customer: The Encore channel…is that just cowboys? Every time? Every day?

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Wow. I need to get the Encore Channel if that is the case.

[Phone Jockey]

Wow. I need to get the Encore Channel if that is the case.

There is nothing wrong with cowboys. LOL Of course, I think there's an "Encore Western" channel that is just western films. That's probably what she meant. However, may it really IS just cowboys.

[Tito]

Customer: I thought I was getting your $119 bundle but I’m only paying $85. What is my price so low?

That's a new one. I never thought I'd hear someone complain about the price being too low.

[chainedbarista]

Male customer: I know my computer went out because I went to bed after he did.

um, tmi?

[Pagan]

Male customer: I know my computer went out because I went to bed after he did.

So....Hal finally opened the pod bay door?

[Phone Jockey]

um, tmi?

Yeaaaaaaah, I wasn't sure how to take that information either.

[Becks]

Customer: When do phone books go out this year?
Me: July.
Customer: That’s a stupid month.

Why do people hate on July? Sure, it CAN be a bit toasty, but it's still better than August...

[Phone Jockey]

Why do people hate on July? Sure, it CAN be a bit toasty, but it's still better than August.

Maybe they think it's trying to take props from June.

[Becks]

Maybe they think it's trying to take props from June.

Oh, we all know June is a poor subsitute for May.

[Sofar]

That's a new one. I never thought I'd hear someone complain about the price being too low.

Actually, we've seen that numerous times. Still baffling, though.

[AFpheonix]

That's a new one. I never thought I'd hear someone complain about the price being too low.

I'm wondering if he thought someone didn't place his order for him correctly, and left off a few services he was expecting.

[ebonyknight]

Customer: I thought I was getting your $119 bundle but I’m only paying $85. What is my price so low?

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I've had that happen a few time throughout my retail career. Some people are just plain honest. I remember two or three insisting they pay the correct price.

Ah, people just aren't the same these days.

[Jester]

Oh, we all know June is a poor subsitute for May.

Please! June rocks, and everyone knows it. Why else do you think there is such a demand for June weddings? People graduate in June. The summer, and oftentimes summer vacation, begins in June. June is, simply stated, the best month of the year, and everyone knows it. May? May is merely the opening act for the grandeur that is June.

And if you disagree with me, be careful...there are a lot more of us Geminis laying in wait than you realize.

[phillippbo]

So....Hal finally opened the pod bay door?

I rarely laugh out loud at something I read, but for this one I'm glad I didn't have any Dr Pepper in my mouth, because I'd be cleaning Dr Pepper from all over the inside of my cubicle.

Brava, Pagan... brava! *golf clap*