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    With Black Friday rapidly approaching, our store's electronics decided to revolt. By Wed., the 26th, one of our credit card machines attached to the register was down and was promptly boxed up to be sent in for repairs later. While the registers will accept credit card info that is typed in, it won't process the transaction until a signature or pin is typed in and the customer presses the "Accept" button. Plus, the chain that I work for, in their infinite wisdom, decided to take away our junky and broken embossers and send us new ones, which we still haven't got as of the current holiday season. Good plan, boys!

    On Black Friday, the opening manager opened all of the registers, but since the credit card machine was kaput on Reg. 5, the manager made a nice sign saying "Cash Only" (in hot pink nonetheless) and taped it to the register itself.
    Our store's BF setup is probably familiar to a lot of you: one main line that is staffed ('corralled' would be a better word) by a manager.
    During the initial blockbuster rush, I staffed the 'cash only' register to thin the line a bit.

    At one point, the manager asked the crowd if anyone was paying in cash. A woman, about 10 or so back, thrust her hand into the air and hopped to catch the manager's attention. The lady was led out of line to my register, replete with hot pink signage. Once the lady put her overflowing basket down, I was immediately suspicious since it contained about $250 worth of merchandise. Call me odd, perhaps, but I personally am hesitant to believe people carry that much cash around anymore.

    Me:
    SC: unable to listen, or read, apparently.

    Me (As I ring her up): Did you find everything ok?
    SC: Yes, but the store is too crowded...I'm in a hurry, blah blah blah...
    Me: And you'll be paying in cash today?
    SC: Yes (rooting around in her purse)

    I finished ringing and read her the total (it was like $320-$330). After digging for a few minutes, the SC pulls out...a credit card!

    Me: (in my head) I knew it!
    SC: () begins to look for the credit card machine to swipe her card.

    Me: Ma'am, this register is cash only, I can't take your card.
    SC: Well, you can scan this on your register (holds the card out to me)
    Me: No ma'am, I can't. The machine can't accept them.
    SC: (blinks stupidly) But I didn't bring cash. (holds out card again)
    Me:

    In the end, we had to void out the whole huge transaction and pass her off to another cashier. Sadly, in the forty minutes I was ringing, this same dance happened many, many more times.

    Luckily, my Black Friday wasn't too bad after that. Since I work on the floor in a cosmetics store, I mainly have to deal with men that think I am a personal shopper and shove lists at me. I have no problem helping clueless menfolk, but when they demand that I do their shopping for them, I get a bit peeved, especially when they wave the ad in my face to catch my attention while I'm helping another person...or snap their fingers at me...

    We also had our yearly pervert sighting; a creepy older guy came in, wandered around aimlessly and chatted to the associates about nothing in particular. He then, told me (when he meandered over to my dept.) that I have never truly seen our region until I've been two miles out on the lake...in the dark...on his boat. Then he leered at me, and asked "how about it, 'honey'"


    On the plus side, once it got really slow (after 7 pm) we turned off the Xmas music and there was an impromptu karaoke session in the deserted store. There may have been some singing of "Wonderwall" and "Wake Me Up Before You Go" by me, but I will not confirm those rumors...

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    Quoth Amandarthegreat View Post
    We also had our yearly pervert sighting; a creepy older guy came in, wandered around aimlessly and chatted to the associates about nothing in particular. He then, told me (when he meandered over to my dept.) that I have never truly seen our region until I've been two miles out on the lake...in the dark...on his boat. Then he leered at me, and asked "how about it, 'honey'"
    i think i would have counter offered with "how would you like to find out what my modified tazer would do to your dangly bits before i hack them off with a rusty cleaver?" and follow with my best lecherous voice "how bout it honey" but thats just me and im told im a bit odd
    This is a drama-free zone; violators will be slapped. -Irving Patrick Freleigh
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    • #3
      Quoth SteeleDragon78 View Post
      i think i would have counter offered with "how would you like to find out what my modified tazer would do to your dangly bits before i hack them off with a rusty cleaver?" and follow with my best lecherous voice "how bout it honey" but thats just me and im told im a bit odd
      You're not odd, or maybe you are and I am as well, because I think that is the proper answer.
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      • #4
        I was going to say, that people who snap their fingers at service employees should have their fingers cut off.

        But, since CS does not condone violence, and admittedly, that would be an extreme measure, I'll change my suggestion to.....people who snap their fingers at service employees should have their fingers Super Glued together!

        Mike
        Meow.........

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        • #5
          Quoth JustaCashier View Post

          But, since CS does not condone violence, and admittedly, that would be an extreme measure, I'll change my suggestion to.....people who snap their fingers at service employees should have their fingers Super Glued together!
          And, by that token, perhaps those who dare to whistle at us like we're a pack of dogs should have their vocal cords glued together as well.

          That's another peeve of mine . . . and the name ain't Lassie, it's DGC.
          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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          • #6
            Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
            And, by that token, perhaps those who dare to whistle at us like we're a pack of dogs should have their vocal cords glued together as well.

            That's another peeve of mine . . . and the name ain't Lassie, it's DGC.
            Just offer them a nice tube of super glue lip balm...the air gets so dry this time of year they'd probably appreciate it...
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • #7
              But

              Quoth JustaCashier View Post
              I was going to say, that people who snap their fingers at service employees should have their fingers cut off.

              But, since CS does not condone violence, and admittedly, that would be an extreme measure, I'll change my suggestion to.....people who snap their fingers at service employees should have their fingers Super Glued together!

              Mike
              This does raise the issue how to best use Superglue on the perverts.

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              • #8
                Quoth earl colby pottinger View Post
                This does raise the issue how to best use Superglue on the perverts.
                One could write a book on the subject:

                1001 Ways to Use Super-Glue

                Found at your local hardware store right next to 1001 Uses for Duct Tape.
                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                • #9
                  Assuming they're "uncut" and you're feeling brave... use it as "tip lube". Ahem.

                  Otherwise, just glue their meat to their veg. Or, if that's too "hard", glue it to their belly.

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