Strip Jousting

[JoitheArtist]

Not so fast, my friend.

Since we don't know the rules of Salmon Crotch Jousting, you are only assuming that defeating the Champion allows one to do with the horde of pants as one will. But that may not be the case. There may well be a Salmon Crotch Jousting Code of Honor that even the Champion must adhere to. And part of that Code, I would not doubt, would be the hording of the pants. It may well be a breach of honor to distribute the pants, and not horde them. It may even anger the rest of the tribe. Would you be willing to take that chance, of potentially pissing off a bunch of pink camo-wearing, COD-ordering, pantsless Great White Northerners?

That's it!! The great secret! The Champion hoards the pants, waiting, waiting..the job being passed down over the years, the stockpile of pants growing...until finally, the stars are in alignment. The standing Champion, grizzled and grey, is now known as The Old Man of the Mountain of Pants, and he will send his pink-camo clad, brain-addled, inbred assassins to rain down upon us!

Granted, most of them will collapse in a drunken stupor long before they hit the border, but South Dakota will be in imminent danger of being urinated on.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[Jester]

Not giving North Dakotans much chance for fending them off, huh?

[Fenrus]

I think North Dakotans will probably join the peeing brigade...

They want to be the "clean, non-peed on" Dakota

[JoitheArtist]

*scoffs at the idea of there actually being people in North Dakota*

[Nyoibo]

I've driven through North Dakota, there's no people there.

[Jester]

I have actually met people from North Dakota.

Of course, that's "from," not "in."

[Gravekeeper]

Granted, most of them will collapse in a drunken stupor long before they hit the border, but South Dakota will be in imminent danger of being urinated on.

Honestly, they'd mostly freeze to death before even hitting the prairies and do little more than provide novelly wrapped meatsicles for the polar bears.

You have to realize this people are so far north they can see Russia from their house. -.-

[mharbourgirl]

There was this bunch of idjits was loitering right on the corner outside of the main entrance from Granville Station. Granville and Georgia I guess it is. You know, that one crosswalk that gives you approximately 5 seconds to reach the other side? Yeah, that one. The death walk.

Ho-lee shit, GK... they still haven't fixed that? Dude, it's been, like, 15 years since I had to try and run across that street in less than 5 seconds, and I kind of thought they would have made an adjustment by now.

Then again, this is the VANCOUVER city works department we're talking about...

Me: “Good evening, <maintenance company>.”
SC: “Huhuh, yeah, do you have wood?”
Me: “No.”
SC: “Huh…er…uh…umm. So you don’t have any kinds of wood?”
Me: “No. This isn’t a construction company.”
SC: “Oh…uh……”
Me: “……”
SC: “……”
Me: "....."
SC: "....ummm...."

This is the part where you’re suppose to spray the ink of failure and attempt to escape along the ocean floor in the resulting mist of stupidity.

It's never pretty when a prank phonecall goes terribly wrong, is it? Shame on you, GK, you didn't answer the question right and his drunken neurons fused so bad he couldn't recover and try to carry on the joke properly.

Next time someone asks you if you've got wood, try and get into the spirit of the thing, ok? Drunk morons everywhere are depending on you for laughs!

Even the ones that had an end point were nearly impossible. Did anyone beat Contra without cheating?

Um... me. More times than I want to admit.

[Gravekeeper]

Ho-lee shit, GK... they still haven't fixed that? Dude, it's been, like, 15 years since I had to try and run across that street in less than 5 seconds, and I kind of thought they would have made an adjustment by now.

hahaha, nope. Its been like that as long as I lived in Vancouver. 5 second death run. They only added the beep noise for blind people last week.

Even the ones that had an end point were nearly impossible. Did anyone beat Contra without cheating?

....yes. I'm more surprised you haven't. Don't make me come file down the tips of your thumbs. ;p

[smileyeagle1021]

You have to realize this people are so far north they can see Russia from their house. -.-

ah, so they have foreign policy experience

[Broomjockey]

I have actually met people from North Dakota.

What about Wyoming? Has anyone met someone from Wyoming? It's latin for "No State Here" you know. It's a massive conspiracy. There's just a hole where the state would have been. You know, if it existed.

[Gravekeeper]

What about Wyoming? Has anyone met someone from Wyoming? It's latin for "No State Here" you know. It's a massive conspiracy. There's just a hole where the state would have been. You know, if it existed.

Sounds an awful lot like Alberta.

<ducks>

[Broomjockey]

Sounds an awful lot like Alberta.

<ducks>

Except I'm actually both from and IN Alberta, thus proving its existence. Spiffy will back me up on that one. No such proof is forth coming about Wyoming.

Unless you means "culturally". 'cause yeah, this place is a wasteland for that.

[Gravekeeper]

Except I'm actually both from and IN Alberta, thus proving its existence. Spiffy will back me up on that one. No such proof is forth coming about Wyoming.

Unless you means "culturally". 'cause yeah, this place is a wasteland for that.

I've only ever driven through it or flown over it. Its not safe to actually stop in it. ;p

We drove right across Canada when I was 10. Because we literally moved from PEI to BC. Ever driven across Canada, in the winter, in a moving van, with 3 cats? >.>

Spent a lot of time in Quebec of all places when I was younger. Now *thats* a dangerous province to drive through. I'd never seen so many accidents in my life. One in particular I remember vividly because the car had flipped and burst into flames and the RCMP were warming their hands on it... -.-

[JoitheArtist]

Except I'm actually both from and IN Alberta,

That would explain a lot.

This is your brain.
This is your brain when it thinks it's living in a non-existant province.

Any questions?