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    He's doing what?!?!

    Ok, so the hotel next door to us has free wireless Internet. The signal strength is so strong that we can pick it up. Obviously we don't advertise this, but if customers come in with a laptop, they discover it for themselves.

    So, it's quiet, and a smart looking customer in business-wear comes in with a laptop. He sits in the corner (away from view of the bar) and all is well.

    A horrified mother comes up to the bar.

    M: Uhhh...uhhh...that man with the laptop...
    Me: Yeah...
    M: He...he...he just unzipped his trousers! He's...he's got it out...he's...doing...you know what!!
    Me: WHAT?!?

    My boss was stood next to me, he gasped as well. The two of us ran over...and there he was...pleasuring himself.

    My boss slammed the laptop shut.

    Boss: Get out before I slam your dick in the laptop.

    The guy ran out the bar, looking very red.

    I can't believe it. He did it right in the middle of the dining area...at a WINDOW seat.
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  • #2
    WHO in their right mind does that sort of thing at a bar?!

    Although I think that slamming his dick in the lappy is enough
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    • #3


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      • #4
        Couldn't he at least wait until he got into his hotel room for that?
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        • #5
          I know! He could have picked up the signal in the toilets as well! I don't understand why the dining area seemed like the most appropriate place!

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          • #6
            Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
            Boss: Get out before I slam your dick in the laptop.
            That is awesome! Quick thinking on your boss's part!

            And yes, when a hotel has wireless internet, people anywhere near the hotel can pick it up, sometimes even across the street!
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            • #7
              Was he drinking a cocktail?
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              • #8
                ......*Snickers*
                Now a member of that alien race called Management.

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                • #9
                  Quoth derangedperson View Post
                  Was he drinking a cocktail?
                  Or a highball?
                  "Oh, you hate your job? There's a club for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet down at the bar." ~Drew Carey

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                  • #10
                    Snowball?
                    If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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                    • #11
                      As O&A tend to say, there's a guy missing the perv switch...

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                      • #12
                        Well it's a bar. Maybe he got confused between tossing one back and tossing one off.
                        "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                        • #13
                          So, um, who wipes down the booth? And with what? Ewwww.

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                          • #14
                            EPIC WIN by the boss... not only did he not waffle as to what to do, he even had a snappy reaction sure to cause maximum embarassment for the pervy patron.

                            SirWired

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                            • #15
                              Maybe he thought he was in the Orgasmic Cafe & Bar:

                              http://www.orgasmic-cafe.com/main.htm
                              I was not hired to respond to those voices.

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