Had this jewel tonight. I am having issues with the main computer I am writing this on. Last week it started sounding loud like the fan is going out or something, and now it's having random glitches....
Anyway... It's 1am, I am behind. It snowed all day and the roads are crap. We have 4 people on delayed flights, one of them landing in 25 minutes.
SC: Hi I have a reservation for tomorrow but I came in tonight (wow, you are dumb) and I was wondering if you have a room? I am here for *meeting we have here at least every month*
Me: Well, I only have 2 room left and they are both in smoking. The 2 queen room doesn't smell bad, though, cuz my maintenace guy went up there for me earlier.
SC: *small sigh* Well, that will have to do.
Me: Alright. What's your last name so I can pull up your reservation for tomorrow instead of making two seperate reservations?
SC: *tells me* Here's the thing, can I get a discounted rate because I came in so late & had to drive through the snow and the roads were horrible?! (Oh one of those.)
Me: Well, since your with *meeting* they have a special rate. I am not authorized to go below that rate, (I fibbed a little, but the meetings rate is 84, the least I tend to go down is 79) I am sorry.
SC: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING! COME ON!! *throws a horrible fit* You can't give me a discount??? Come on!!! *etc etc etc, begins acting like a spoiled brat*
ME: (holy poo lady!) Well, I am not authorized to discount an already discounted advertised rate (kinda a lie), but if you wanted to speak to management about it tomorrow you sure could.
SC: Fine. whatever. *I start checking her in, getting info* Can I use one card to reserve the room and use a differnt one when I check out?
Me: Yep, the original you use will have an authorization put through to make sure it's legit but we don't charge until you check out.
SC: okay, great *hands over card* This one is the one I will use, I will be using my debit card when I check out to finalize. (she is in a more calm mood)
Me: Okay *swipes card & it declines* Well, according to my system this card wouldn't authorize the amount & we have to make sure we have something that will.
SC: (complete 180 to bitch from hell again) What? Well, I only want to authorize for one night! I will call tomorrow & make a payment. You can authorize for one night, can't you?? *glares at me with death look*
Me: Sure, I can do that. If things don't get cleared up you may recieve a note informing you that the issue persists. *I authorize enough to cover one night, declined, I try $50 & that also declines* Well, it won't even authorize one night and I even tried 50.
SC: What *slams herself onto counter* Well, I will fix it tomorrow.
Me: Well, that is fine, I am required to make sure we have a form of payment at check in...
SC: OKAY I WILL FIX IT LATER! COME ON! I don't know what's going on. I will figure it out TOMORROW!
Me: I have to get a form of payment, I am sorry.
SC: ..........
Me: ..........
SC: *again starts throwing fit*
Me: I am seriously not trying to pick on you, this is what we require.
SC: Yeah I know (riiight) But I WILL FIX IT TOMORROW *looks at me straight in the eyes*
Me: (I am officially sick of this and another guest has come to check in, one from a delayed flight, she basically refused to give me payment so I give her her keys *she goes on her way* and wrote a long, unhappy note to the desk & management)
Why she didn't just give me another card, I have no idea. She was an oober bitch. Ironically, this particular meeting group that stays here every month has the most spoiled assholes of any meeting ever. No, I won't get into trouble
Anyway... It's 1am, I am behind. It snowed all day and the roads are crap. We have 4 people on delayed flights, one of them landing in 25 minutes.
SC: Hi I have a reservation for tomorrow but I came in tonight (wow, you are dumb) and I was wondering if you have a room? I am here for *meeting we have here at least every month*
Me: Well, I only have 2 room left and they are both in smoking. The 2 queen room doesn't smell bad, though, cuz my maintenace guy went up there for me earlier.
SC: *small sigh* Well, that will have to do.
Me: Alright. What's your last name so I can pull up your reservation for tomorrow instead of making two seperate reservations?
SC: *tells me* Here's the thing, can I get a discounted rate because I came in so late & had to drive through the snow and the roads were horrible?! (Oh one of those.)
Me: Well, since your with *meeting* they have a special rate. I am not authorized to go below that rate, (I fibbed a little, but the meetings rate is 84, the least I tend to go down is 79) I am sorry.
SC: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING! COME ON!! *throws a horrible fit* You can't give me a discount??? Come on!!! *etc etc etc, begins acting like a spoiled brat*
ME: (holy poo lady!) Well, I am not authorized to discount an already discounted advertised rate (kinda a lie), but if you wanted to speak to management about it tomorrow you sure could.
SC: Fine. whatever. *I start checking her in, getting info* Can I use one card to reserve the room and use a differnt one when I check out?
Me: Yep, the original you use will have an authorization put through to make sure it's legit but we don't charge until you check out.
SC: okay, great *hands over card* This one is the one I will use, I will be using my debit card when I check out to finalize. (she is in a more calm mood)
Me: Okay *swipes card & it declines* Well, according to my system this card wouldn't authorize the amount & we have to make sure we have something that will.
SC: (complete 180 to bitch from hell again) What? Well, I only want to authorize for one night! I will call tomorrow & make a payment. You can authorize for one night, can't you?? *glares at me with death look*
Me: Sure, I can do that. If things don't get cleared up you may recieve a note informing you that the issue persists. *I authorize enough to cover one night, declined, I try $50 & that also declines* Well, it won't even authorize one night and I even tried 50.
SC: What *slams herself onto counter* Well, I will fix it tomorrow.
Me: Well, that is fine, I am required to make sure we have a form of payment at check in...
SC: OKAY I WILL FIX IT LATER! COME ON! I don't know what's going on. I will figure it out TOMORROW!
Me: I have to get a form of payment, I am sorry.
SC: ..........
Me: ..........
SC: *again starts throwing fit*
Me: I am seriously not trying to pick on you, this is what we require.
SC: Yeah I know (riiight) But I WILL FIX IT TOMORROW *looks at me straight in the eyes*
Me: (I am officially sick of this and another guest has come to check in, one from a delayed flight, she basically refused to give me payment so I give her her keys *she goes on her way* and wrote a long, unhappy note to the desk & management)
Why she didn't just give me another card, I have no idea. She was an oober bitch. Ironically, this particular meeting group that stays here every month has the most spoiled assholes of any meeting ever. No, I won't get into trouble
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