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    Irv with the burn!

    Today, in addition to my normal big important duties, I was all alone on the salesfloor in hardlines from 1:30 to 5, due to a seasonal person pulling a NCNS.

    Le sigh...that's seasonal hires for ya: Something about being cut loose after the holidays makes these people think attendance isn't important and giving notice when quitting is merely suggestion.

    So anyhow, the call box in household supplies went off and I went to help the person who pushed it.

    I was greeted by a gaggle of trouble-making teenage girls. One of them greeted me thusly: Hey Ma'am.

    Me: Did you need help here, sir?

    Girls:

    Me: Well, can I help you?

    Girls: umm...no. Nevermind. (scamper off)

    And thus I served some snotty kids some pwnage, and realized I am due for a haircut in one fell swoop.

    Go Irv, go Irv, it's your birthday, go Irv...
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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    LMAO!!

    I wouldve loved to see their faces.

    Nicely pwned, they were.

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    • #3
      Nice one, Irv...you probably shattered their widdle dreams of picking on poor employees and needlessly paging people just to annoy them.

      Go Irv!

      Someone ought to make those kids get jobs and see how much they like it.
      You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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      • #4
        Why is it that when I read the title, I was thinking this thread would be rather "anal?"

        In which case, you should really consider using Preparation H. . .

        But anyways, good job w/the teens. They probably needed a good dose of FO.
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        • #5
          It's your birthday? I thought your birthday was in September...

          Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
          In which case, you should really consider using Preparation H. . .
          Don't you mean AnaNOitch? <ducks>
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #6
            Silly me. From the title I was worried you actually were burned. Glad you're okay.
            A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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            • #7
              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
              Me: Did you need help here, sir?
              *wipes away a tear of joy* You've just made me the happiest girl ever...
              "I call murder on that!"

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              • #8
                Irv, oh how I wish you worked at Flowers O Suck with me! We'd have stoopid fun with the customers.
                "No, I will not poop a shopping cart out for you." - Irving Patrick Freleigh

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