Me: well, yeah
Dude: psycho quarter man
the scene: customer service
Dude: Can I get some old quarters? I only have new ones and the vending machine outside won't take them.
Me: I can look for you, but I think I only have new ones as well. Let me get my boss to open the drawer for me.
Dude: This is pathetic!
*boss trots over, I tell her I am looking for quarters, she opens drawer*
Me: *poking through tons of shiny new quarters* I'm sorry, all I have here are new ones, those are the only ones we've been getting lately *to coworkers* Do either of you have old quarters?
Coworkers: *shake heads no*
Dude: SO MUCH FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE! *stomps away*
...after dude leaves...
Me: Sorry, but we're too pathetic to help you.
Coworker: How dare we have only new quarters!
Me: Whatever, it's not like we're a bank
Maintenance guy: Come back here and I'll fight you! %^$@^ (note: maintenance man is sweet as can be, mentally handicapped, wouldn't fight anyone, and the crazy dude was long gone)
*Customer service workers clap and laugh because of awesome maintenance man*
Dude: psycho quarter man
the scene: customer service
Dude: Can I get some old quarters? I only have new ones and the vending machine outside won't take them.
Me: I can look for you, but I think I only have new ones as well. Let me get my boss to open the drawer for me.
Dude: This is pathetic!
*boss trots over, I tell her I am looking for quarters, she opens drawer*
Me: *poking through tons of shiny new quarters* I'm sorry, all I have here are new ones, those are the only ones we've been getting lately *to coworkers* Do either of you have old quarters?
Coworkers: *shake heads no*
Dude: SO MUCH FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE! *stomps away*
...after dude leaves...
Me: Sorry, but we're too pathetic to help you.
Coworker: How dare we have only new quarters!
Me: Whatever, it's not like we're a bank
Maintenance guy: Come back here and I'll fight you! %^$@^ (note: maintenance man is sweet as can be, mentally handicapped, wouldn't fight anyone, and the crazy dude was long gone)
*Customer service workers clap and laugh because of awesome maintenance man*
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