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  • I'm evil for saying Happy Birthday?

    I had this one last week.

    Customer comes up with girlriend and sticks a pack of beer on the counter. I ask both of them for their ID and they give it, both of them are born late 70's/early 80's, so they're of age. Usually if I ask for ID and I see that a customer has a birthday within a week or so, I just wish them a happy birthday. The guy's birthday was fairly soon so I hand him back his ID and say, "Oh, happy birthday!"

    Him: "YOU EVIL!!!!!"

    Me:

    Girlfriend: "She's just trying to be nice!"

    Him: "Yeah, well...*grumble grumble grumble*"

    Jeezum crow, I know you're not exactly young anymore but how hard is it to just smile, say thanks or even just make some sort of grunt instead of calling me evil for being nice? It's not like I screamed out your birthyear all over the front of the store!

    Heheh, I did the same thing for a guy his age back in March and he was so pleased I noticed it was his birthday.
    Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

  • #2
    Maybe he was a Jehovah's Witness? They don't celebrate birthdays or any other non-religious holidays.

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    • #3
      Quoth Belari View Post
      Maybe he was a Jehovah's Witness? They don't celebrate birthdays or any other non-religious holidays.
      But there's still no need to call a friendly store clerk evil though even if he was. Some SC's are just so miserable.
      No longer a flight atttendant!

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      • #4
        Quoth PrincessKatieAirHostess View Post
        But there's still no need to call a friendly store clerk evil though even if he was. Some SC's are just so miserable.
        Oh I wholeheartedly agree. I was just attempting to wrap my brain around that particular leap in logic that the SC took. It's a painful task.

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        • #5
          Wow, some people really get upset being carded, don't they.
          A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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          • #6
            I would have just smiled and thanked him for noticing.
            If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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            • #7
              Maybe it was a sensitive birthday - like 30.
              "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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              • #8
                I'm 37 and Looooove getting carded! This past bday, I went to the ABC store with my BF, we bought some libations for the party...the clerk even helped me find something, then when I went up to pay, he just looked at me...then said, can I see your ID? I'm like, sure. Give it to him, he looked at it, looked at me, then said, "I thought I was going to have to throw you out. I seriously thought you were maybe 18."
                Of course that made my day!

                Oh and he wished me a happy bday, and I *gasp* smiled and said Thanks!

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                • #9
                  No!

                  Quoth Belari View Post
                  Maybe he was a Jehovah's Witness? They don't celebrate birthdays or any other non-religious holidays.
                  No! Jehovah's Witness like myself just explain/say "I don't celebrate birthdays, I'm one of Jehovah Witness. ", and if I get lucky and I am asked for details a long religious discussion follows. If no further questions are asked I just continue on with my life.

                  PS. We don't celebrate religious holidays either.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth earl colby pottinger View Post
                    No! Jehovah's Witness like myself just explain/say "I don't celebrate birthdays, I'm one of Jehovah Witness. ", and if I get lucky and I am asked for details a long religious discussion follows. If no further questions are asked I just continue on with my life.

                    PS. We don't celebrate religious holidays either.
                    Oops. My mistake. Sorry to misstate Most Jehovah's Witnesses I've met have done like you and politely told me they don't celebrate (__insert_holiday__), giving me the opportunity to politely apologize and them the opportunity to politely accept said apology. I have, however, met a few...ruder ones. There's some in every circle. This pair were the parents of a guy I was interested in in High School. I invited him to my birthday (not knowing) and got an ass reaming from his parents for having the audacity

                    P.S. I never really asked him...why don't you celebrate holidays? Will you PM me and let me know please?

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Belari View Post
                      Maybe he was a Jehovah's Witness? They don't celebrate birthdays or any other non-religious holidays.
                      Jehovah's Witnesses also don't drink.
                      I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                      Who is John Galt?
                      -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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                      • #12
                        Quoth taxguykarl View Post
                        Jehovah's Witnesses also don't drink.
                        not true, that's mormons.

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                        • #13
                          The guy was 31.

                          But still.
                          Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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                          • #14
                            sounds like he's just bitter.
                            i'd say wish him happy birthday every time you see him... even when it's not his birthday

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                            • #15
                              Quoth PepperElf View Post
                              sounds like he's just bitter.
                              i'd say wish him happy birthday every time you see him... even when it's not his birthday
                              I agree with PepperElf.
                              whohatesshrimp?

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