Last night I stayed late to work on consolidating and sorting all the Se-Kure alarm components (which had been scattered all over the store). I was to work on this uninterrupted, but at one point it got busy, so the MOD asked me to come out to help a customer in GPSs.
Me: What can I do for you?
SC: Yeah, I'd like to see the Garmin 225W.
I glanced at the display model and noticed that it'd timed out and shut itself off. Thinking he wanted to see it in operation, I turned it back on and asked what he'd like to see it do.
SC: No, I want to see the box so I can find out what it comes with.
Me: Oh, well it comes with *rattles off exact contents of box*
SC: Well I want to SEE it, so I KNOW what it comes with.
I just told him exactly what it comes with.
Me: Well, I can do that for you, but the box won't tell you anything that I haven't already, and so you know, I can't open it because it's a sealed package.
SC: I understand that!!! I want to see it!!!
Now, I wasn't even scheduled to be there at this point, and I was supposed to be working on a project in the back room, in peace, so I let slip some ever-so-slight suck on my part and sighed as I turned to go to the back and get the Garmin for him to look it. Well, I thought I did it quietly, but he heard me.
SC: Forget it! I'll just go somewhere else. *to his son* Let's go; this guy's an idiot.
I watched him march towards the Service Desk and lodge a complaint against me with the cashier there, loudly proclaiming that I'm stupid and shouldn't work here, blah blah etc etc.
Then he turned and barreled right into the door that was clearly marked "NOT AN EXIT"
Then, not even seeing the sign or learnign from his mistake, he struggled with the emergency release for a few seconds until he finally heard the cashier loudly telling him he needed to come around the service desk and exit to the right.
So.....I'm the idiot, yet this guy can't read a simple sign and crashed into the door. Guess who got the last laugh, douchenozzle!!!
Me: What can I do for you?
SC: Yeah, I'd like to see the Garmin 225W.
I glanced at the display model and noticed that it'd timed out and shut itself off. Thinking he wanted to see it in operation, I turned it back on and asked what he'd like to see it do.
SC: No, I want to see the box so I can find out what it comes with.
Me: Oh, well it comes with *rattles off exact contents of box*
SC: Well I want to SEE it, so I KNOW what it comes with.

Me: Well, I can do that for you, but the box won't tell you anything that I haven't already, and so you know, I can't open it because it's a sealed package.
SC: I understand that!!! I want to see it!!!
Now, I wasn't even scheduled to be there at this point, and I was supposed to be working on a project in the back room, in peace, so I let slip some ever-so-slight suck on my part and sighed as I turned to go to the back and get the Garmin for him to look it. Well, I thought I did it quietly, but he heard me.
SC: Forget it! I'll just go somewhere else. *to his son* Let's go; this guy's an idiot.
I watched him march towards the Service Desk and lodge a complaint against me with the cashier there, loudly proclaiming that I'm stupid and shouldn't work here, blah blah etc etc.
Then he turned and barreled right into the door that was clearly marked "NOT AN EXIT"

Then, not even seeing the sign or learnign from his mistake, he struggled with the emergency release for a few seconds until he finally heard the cashier loudly telling him he needed to come around the service desk and exit to the right.
So.....I'm the idiot, yet this guy can't read a simple sign and crashed into the door. Guess who got the last laugh, douchenozzle!!!


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