The weekend from hell (My longest post thus far!)

[Broomjockey]

No filming of the cops? That sounds a little hinky.

Not really. The cops seem to basically be acting in a security capacity, and since there's no filming of employees, the police are acting in an employee capacity. Not to mention, most places it's illegal to film someone without their permission, implied or explicit, especially if it's going to be distributed, like something for a group is likely to be.

[wagegoth]

Oh, the many reasons I don't missing working with the public. Poor Khiras.

As to the guys with the prostitutes, my personal feeling is that if they're sticking to sex with prostitutes and not procreating I'm happy.

[atomicthumbs]

That said, when he looked behind me and saw one of my guys, plus an engineer with a wrench in hand, he suddenly realized that he’d made a bad move. He let go before I did something bad…

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Couldn't resist.

Hope this week goes better for you!

[XCashier]

Holy moly, that was indeed the Weekend From Hell. I hope you have a few days off to destress. I also hope that next weekend is nowhere near as ... interesting ... as this one was.

Hugs, cookies, and a large mug of hot chocolate with a shot of Baileys!

[ArcticChicken]

Would you like some chocolate meringue pie? I just made one.

[depechemodefan]

This is going to be the meat of this post, since this weekend is one of the worst groups that we get each year. Imagine about 1,000 screaming drama class teenagers with a group of useless, asshat, EW chaperones, and annoying, nasal-voiced EW parents. Yeah.

Oh, bad flashback to when I gave tours in the library to schools. I fukcin hate chaperones/teachers/parents who don't control their kids and run away after the tour for the future burgerworld workers to run amok.

Hee, I just loved the 2 idiots asking for/complaining about hookers. Be one thing if the guys were from another country where prostitution is legal (or if they were amabassadors with diplomatic imunity) but I guess they were the average American joe. Hey, maybe they were in a previous group of teens years past who stayed in your hotel? The narcotics friends story was priceless too.

Ah, if only we could have the cops tazer some of the guests.

[smileyeagle1021]

*hugs and cookies*

It's to obad you're gay Khiras. The newfound knowledge (from about a month or so ago) made me a very sad panda.

EQ, I must use one of your quotes because it fits here (of course edited for the situation )

EQ, my dear. You bring me such joy in my life.

EQ, Khirashy's as gay as Liberachi; he wouldn't know a Triple X hawt girl if one sat on his lap and licked his nose!

[Evil Queen]

Gee, Thanks Smiley.

Do you often record my posts for future references?

[smileyeagle1021]

sometimes I record the ones that I know will eventually be useful... I knew the Liberachi reference would come in handy at least once... and looky... it worked

[Evil Queen]

You adore me. Soooo much.

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

I love the "hi!" arrest/cop thing. I would have loved to seen the look on that person's face. The cop pwning the abusive EW and ordering her to bed was nice too.

Your job may be stressful but you sure get some great stores and I love your attitude, I must learn to be more like you at work.

[taxguykarl]

Drunk
SC: (To Police) Hey man…you guys know everything about the town, where’s the best place to buy a woman?
Police: You mean “pick up” a woman?
SC: No, buy…like prostitutes? I have no luck in bars.
Police: Are you fucking kidding me?
SC: What?
Police: Come with me.

This SC didn’t go to jail, but he is spending the night in Detox…how stupid do you have to be to ask a COP where to get a hooker?

Not to defend this sot, but the local police know the best places to find a working girl.

[cawaker]

epic post is epically awesome, thanks Khiras.

Sorry that your pain is my pleasure though.

and posts can never be too long, i say the longer the better.

[Canarr]

Damn, your suffering is way, way too funny...

Dumb question, though: is prostitution illegal where you work?

[Hobbs]

awe, so sorry, kirashy, hope you have a nice day.