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  • "I refuse to be victimized!"

    Don't we all?

    I love it when calls to the front desk start out this way... Especially when its the first call of the day.

    Man: I have a big problem and whether or not i call the police depends on your answer.
    Me: Well, I'll do what i can to help you.
    Man: You better! You better do what you can! Stealing is a felony you know. In Arabia they would behead you (what?). It looks to me like someone has been going through my suitcase! I know because i keep everything in perfect order. I want the names and phone numbers of everyone who worked here between 5pm last night and now and i'll start with you.

    According to the desk log this guy's luggage was brought late by the airline after this guy checked in and the clerk on duty brought it up to him. Not out of the ordinary by any means, usually people are happy to see their stuff. But usually people keep their OCD in check.

    Me: Ok Mr.__ is anything missing?
    Man: I don't see anything missing yet, I haven't done a complete inventory, but things are definitely not where i left them. My clothes are in disarray, my vanity bag and medication has clearly been tampered with. The police will know about this if i don't receive satisfaction.
    Me: Mr __, that's not necessary. I'm not going to give you any employee phone numbers but if anything does come up missing our General Manager will be happy to help you (yeah right).
    Man: Clearly you are not seeing the point, my privacy has been violated and it is clear to me that you simply don't care.
    Me: No I do care and if anything is stolen we will be happy to help you.

    Now, i have two choices at this point: Weasel my way out of the conversation, or . I choose .

    Me: Mr__, if you checked your luggage before your flight, it may be possible that the security screeners are responsible for the condition of your belongings.
    Man: I see. You choose to blame someone else. Its always someone else's fault nowadays isn't it? This is ridiculous. Well... we'll see how your manager handles this situation because its clear to me that you need some more training in customer service. I refuse to be victimized! <click>

  • #2
    Quoth Getoutofmylobby View Post
    Man: I have a big problem and whether or not i call the police depends on your answer.
    I want the names and phone numbers of everyone who worked here between 5pm last night and now and i'll start with you.
    But he's quite happy for you to victimise all the employees by giving out their personal information to any random nutjob with a worthless complaint? That really would get the police in play! You should have turned his words right round on him!

    Gah! I sentence him to a troutwhipping!

    At least if he was the first call of the day, things could only get better, right? I hope so. Have a nice cup of tea with some homemade biscuits!

    Incidentally, good choice on the
    "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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    • #3
      I'm pretty sure it was the airport screeners who did it.
      Geeze.
      I no longer fear HELL.
      I work in RETAIL.

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      • #4
        Quoth MannersMakethMan View Post
        But he's quite happy for you to victimise all the employees by giving out their personal information to any random nutjob with a worthless complaint?
        Came here to say exactly this.

        Gah! I sentence him to a troutwhipping!
        Will a salmon do?
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • #5
          Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post

          Will a salmon do?
          You can bring an electric eel if you like
          I'll amend my troutslap to a slap-with-whatever-you-want-to-bring-along. I call jellyfish.
          "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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          • #6
            Quoth MannersMakethMan View Post
            You can bring an electric eel if you like
            I'll amend my troutslap to a slap-with-whatever-you-want-to-bring-along. I call jellyfish.
            I can't remember the name of it but there's some kind of tiny box jellyfish that is one of the more deadly flavors...just be careful with them
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • #7
              Speaking of trout, here's a reasonable way to get hold of one, if you can't be bothered buying tackle or going to the fishmonger's.

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              • #8
                Quoth MannersMakethMan View Post
                Gah! I sentence him to a troutwhipping!
                What a terrible waste of a good trout.

                Hit him with THIS.

                That'll larn 'im.
                What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper

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                • #9
                  Something tells me there is a line forming to slap this guy with any fish.

                  I thought about sneaking up to his room and drawing a big X in black magic marker on his door. That would probably drive him haywire!

                  "Yes! I need the police immediately! I have been marked for death! I knew that morning clerk was giving me the stinkeye at breakfast! GIVE ME A REFUND!"

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                  • #10
                    Once I really did have a hotel employee go through my bags and even steal stuff. Me and another girl were sharing a room and both our bags had been rummaged through and she had some things stolen (fortunately nothing of mine was taken). We were nice as could be to the front-desk person, trying to sort it out and knowing it wasn't her fault. But she was an uber-bitch to us over the whole thing. It was pretty crappy.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Enjis View Post
                      I'm pretty sure it was the airport screeners who did it.
                      Geeze.
                      They've done it to me on occasion. They leave a note though, something about being searched and federal regulations.
                      How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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                      • #12
                        Isn't there some spiel the airline crew give at the end of the flight about contents of stuff being shifted? Maybe it's no one's fault but the pilot.
                        To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Soulstealer View Post
                          They've done it to me on occasion. They leave a note though, something about being searched and federal regulations.
                          That's happened to me more than once.

                          Hey Getoutofmylobby,
                          Did you ask this OCD patient about such a note?
                          I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                          Who is John Galt?
                          -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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