I had this EW, yesterday, who wanted 3 yards of fleece. Much to my delight, she wanted it cut in half(1.5 and 1.5). Le me remind you all of the rules of the fabric store: No custom cuts. Let me also remind you all that it is a FIREABLE offence. Something they take very seriously in upper management. Who knows why?
EW: I need 1.5 and 1.5 cut.
Me:I'm sorry I can't do two cuts, but I can mark the half way point for you
EW: But, I need two pieces.
Me: I understand that, but I can't cut two pieces.
EW: Why not?
Me: Corporate won't let us due to return policy.
EW: But, I need two pieces.
Me: But I can't cut two pieces off of the same bolt.
EW: What if I got another bolt of the same print?
Me: That would be dishonest.
EW: That doesn't make any sense! If I got a cut of fleece and the customer behind me wanted the same cut of fleece from the same bolt, that would be the same thing!
Me: No, because you are two different people.(What doesn't make sense here? Oh yeah, HER logic.
EW: Then cut the amount for her! *points to her daughter*
Me:
My manager stepped in at this point to tell her the same things that I had been telling her for the past 5 minutes. Eventually, my manager just wanted to go home. She told me to just do it because she didn't feel like arguing about it.
EW: Thank you.
Me: *Cuts fleece.*
EW: You know, this is for two different people, so don't be upset about it.
Me: I'm not upset about it. (I don't care. My manager said it was okay, as long as I get to keep my job, what does it matter to me?)
After she left, I had another person in line...
Customer: I feel sorry for you...
Me: Don't worry, she's the one who's going to be upset when she can't return that fleece.
I counted it as one cut of fabric on her ticket
and since it's a sale item, she can't use a coupon.
EW: I need 1.5 and 1.5 cut.
Me:I'm sorry I can't do two cuts, but I can mark the half way point for you
EW: But, I need two pieces.
Me: I understand that, but I can't cut two pieces.
EW: Why not?
Me: Corporate won't let us due to return policy.
EW: But, I need two pieces.
Me: But I can't cut two pieces off of the same bolt.
EW: What if I got another bolt of the same print?
Me: That would be dishonest.
EW: That doesn't make any sense! If I got a cut of fleece and the customer behind me wanted the same cut of fleece from the same bolt, that would be the same thing!
Me: No, because you are two different people.(What doesn't make sense here? Oh yeah, HER logic.
EW: Then cut the amount for her! *points to her daughter*
Me:

My manager stepped in at this point to tell her the same things that I had been telling her for the past 5 minutes. Eventually, my manager just wanted to go home. She told me to just do it because she didn't feel like arguing about it.
EW: Thank you.
Me: *Cuts fleece.*
EW: You know, this is for two different people, so don't be upset about it.
Me: I'm not upset about it. (I don't care. My manager said it was okay, as long as I get to keep my job, what does it matter to me?)
After she left, I had another person in line...
Customer: I feel sorry for you...
Me: Don't worry, she's the one who's going to be upset when she can't return that fleece.
I counted it as one cut of fabric on her ticket

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