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I work in a casino, so you know. at the tables we have a strict NO CURSING rule.
But god I hate people. I love enforcing the rule (I admit it gives me a sense of power). But gah.
Me: No, I dont stack the deck!
Drunk: Potty mouth!
Drunk2: Potty mouths' friend. (also potty mouthed)
Drunk: *curses at cards/friend/me/whatever*
Me: Please dont swear at the table sir.
Drunk2: Yeah *drunk's name*, dont *curse word*-ing swear at the table!
Die, both of you.
Scenario 2:
Me: *flips card at your eyes to KILL YOU*
Drunk: Potty mouth
Drunk2:PM2
Drunk: *curses cause he's too drunk to realize you dont hit on 18* Oh F---!
Me: Please dont curse at the table sir?
Drunk: Me? I didnt curse, I said Fluke! *in that 'I'm being a smartass tone*
Me: sir, you said the F-bomb. I am serious.
Course, he and his buddies now start to 'make fun' of me/the rule by using fake curse words like Fiddlesticks, Ship, etc... and theys till curse regularly too.
Grrr. I talked to the Pit Bosses who said to call them over next time they do that. And I'm going to.
But god I hate people. I love enforcing the rule (I admit it gives me a sense of power). But gah.
Me: No, I dont stack the deck!
Drunk: Potty mouth!
Drunk2: Potty mouths' friend. (also potty mouthed)
Drunk: *curses at cards/friend/me/whatever*
Me: Please dont swear at the table sir.
Drunk2: Yeah *drunk's name*, dont *curse word*-ing swear at the table!
Die, both of you.
Scenario 2:
Me: *flips card at your eyes to KILL YOU*
Drunk: Potty mouth
Drunk2:PM2
Drunk: *curses cause he's too drunk to realize you dont hit on 18* Oh F---!
Me: Please dont curse at the table sir?
Drunk: Me? I didnt curse, I said Fluke! *in that 'I'm being a smartass tone*
Me: sir, you said the F-bomb. I am serious.
Course, he and his buddies now start to 'make fun' of me/the rule by using fake curse words like Fiddlesticks, Ship, etc... and theys till curse regularly too.
Grrr. I talked to the Pit Bosses who said to call them over next time they do that. And I'm going to.