Damn those F*GS!

[guitardude1987]

I had a guy come up to my register to check out. All was going just fine until his swiping of a credit card led him off into one of the most bizarre tangents I've ever had to bear witness to.

Being that I had just woken up about an hour ago, my Retard Barrier had not yet reached 100%, so I made a mistake. I showed a small fraction of interest in what he had to say.

SC: "You can't trust anyone these days..."
Me: "Oh?"
SC: "Ever since they took the Bible out this country."

Oh great, one of you people. Why the hell do I talk to people?

SC: "And those goddamn fags just fuck everything up!"

Wha? How the hell do you come to that conclusion? What did they do?

SC: "And all those babies these people are aborting!"

...

SC:"No one should be having kids out of marriage! If they do, they're giving those babies cursed lives! God would rather you abort these kids then give birth!"

This continues for almost 10 minutes. At the end, I'm feeling all sorts of emotions. Rage, confusion, hunger, you name it. I was feeling it.

[One-Fang]

Uh ... so he's pro or anti abortion? I'm not sure even the SC can tell.

People like that don't have enough love in their lives.

[NightWatch]

This is why I like working with the public via phone instead of physical interaction... I can have a slip of the finger and "accidentally" end the call... You don't have too many options that are sly and under the radar. *gives you sammich to at least fix the hungry part*

[smileyeagle1021]

SC: "And those goddamn fags just fuck everything up!"

well, that part is true

though seriously, I don't think even the SC knows what he believes... abortion is wrong, but pregnancies out of wedlock should be aborted... my head hurts now.

[Gabrielle Proctor]

Guess I'm cursed then. I suppose this winner has never considered, I dunno, ADOPTION? If you don't want to keep your kid, don't worry, there are tons of people out there who can't have kids who WANT one. Like my parents.

[Hobbs]

reminds me of the anti-Semite my coworker had once...le sigh...

[edible_hat]

When I read the subject I thought: "Yeah, damn those figs! You can't get a decent glace fruit cake around here without a fig screwing it up!"

[nomorecarts]

edible_hat, did you just say the "F" word?

[Jester]

I rather like figs, thank you very much.

SC: "And all those babies these people are aborting!"

SC:"No one should be having kids out of marriage! If they do, they're giving those babies cursed lives! God would rather you abort these kids then give birth!"

All politics aside, generally speaking it IS the unmarried folks who are having abortions. So, this guy just made an argument for abortion--I just wonder if he realized that!

[Nakajo]

Argh, I HATE when customers bring up topics like this. We're not supposed to talk about stuff like this at work, it's not really appropriate...

[RootedPhoenix]

*whirr* *sound of gears clanking together* *spring sprouts from ear*

Sign on neck reads: Brain Broken. Tech will be here shortly to fix.

While you're waiting, have a fig!

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

"Those Godd*mned f*gs just f*ck everything up!"

Me: I apologize, sir. Have a lollipop.

[Nox]

Me: I apologize, sir. Have a lollipop.

I just had to say that that made me .

[Geek King]

To quote something I read once,

"Their religion apparently holds dirt and stupidity as the most sacred rites."

[BaristaTrav]

Blind hate, stupidity, and madness in the name of religion. It's the American way.