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  • Festival Freaks

    Hi there, this is my first post.

    I work at rock-festivals selling jewelry, fashion accessories and piercings, i also do piercings at those festivals(it's mor hygenic than you think )

    Over our counter is a row of steel bracelets and necklaces(with a big, big sign), and i have the following conversation(or at least parts of it) at least once a day:

    SC: "Is this silver?"
    Me: "No, it's stainless steel."
    SC: "So it blackens?"
    Me: "No, it doesn't. Silver goes black when exposed to sweat or sunlight."
    SC: "okay... do you sell silver necklaces?"
    Me: "No, everything we have is steel or titanium. a few articles are gold."
    SC: "Is this silver?" *point*
    Me: "No... it's steel."
    SC: "No, i don't want that because it goes black."

    another thing i love is with people complaining that they got an allergy from our stuff. We don't sell stuff that contains nickel(because a lot of people have an allergy against that) but you can have an allergy against gold, titanium or steel. It's rare, but happens. But it's not my fault. And you can't be allergic to PTFE

    A lot of times people ask if they can try on the piercings, which is a big no-go. If they insist, i sometimes tell them that i have this demo-jewelry they can try, but about 30 people had them on before. For some reason they don't like to try that, but can't understand why i don't let them try on the merchandise. For the very same reason we don't take returns on bodypiercings. We don't have to, jewelry and underwear can't be returned. If we sold the wrong size by accident(because we can't really measure sizes, it's mostly guesstimation) we will give you a larger/smaller size, but we don't return money(okay, a lot of times we do because we are nice, but only if the customer is polite)
    Note: You can hold the stuff up to whichever bodypart it goes through, i have no problem assisting with some forceps and a mirror, but you can't put it in.

    You know what you shouldn't do after you got a piece of metal punched through your body? play with it. My studio is sterile, my needles are sterile single-packs, my jewelry is sterile and the customer has asked a hundred times if everything is sterile. And 2 seconds after i have finished explaining what the SC should and shouldn't do with his new piercing(like touching it with unwashed hands) he touches it.

    Sometimes i feel like crying.

  • #2
    What is PTFE?
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    • #3
      Alas, poor Yorik.

      Sorry, couldn't resist.

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      • #4
        Quoth SilverOrb View Post
        What is PTFE?
        Polytetrafluoroethylene, or more commonly teflon.

        Wait, they use teflon in body jewellery? I did not know that.
        Last edited by Nyoibo; 12-12-2008, 03:37 PM. Reason: Premature posting
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        • #5
          An allergy to gold? I thought gold was pretty much unreactive.

          (Which is surprising, as usually elements get more reactive as they go up the periodic table in the same column. Silver and copper both react with oxygen, hence their slow tarnishing, whereas gold does not.)

          Another metal I've heard of being used in jewellery is niobium - apparently it can be tweaked into making lots of pretty colours very cheaply.

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          • #6
            Quoth Chromatix View Post
            An allergy to gold? I thought gold was pretty much unreactive.
            Gold allergies are very rare, but it does happen. I actually know someone who has a gold allergy.

            I also know someone who's allergic to stainless steel. My poor mom can't wear it, she gets a really bad rash from it. XD;;

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            • #7
              Is there ANY chance, OP, that you sell circlets?
              I've had a desire to own one for a long, LONG time...
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              • #8
                Also, someone could be allergic to the metals added to gold to make it stiffer or to change the color.
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                • #9
                  I'm allergic to most metals. Any base metal and gold.

                  Though, oddly, not copper (a base metal) or silver. Go figure.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Yorik View Post
                    Me: "No, it's stainless steel."
                    SC: "So it blackens?"
                    Hence the stainless part ...
                    This area is left blank for a reason.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth wagegoth View Post
                      Also, someone could be allergic to the metals added to gold to make it stiffer or to change the color.
                      Yep. My wife swore up and down that she was allergic to gold, allergic to gold, allergic to gold!!!!!!eleventy!!1 Had her try on my collegate class ring (24k) and no reaction. Turns out, she had nickel allergy, and was reacting to the gold/nickel alloy in the cheap 10k jewelery she'd been given. Now, an awesome metal for jewelery which will never tarnish, is nearly impossible to scratch, and rarely causes a reaction is tungsten. Only thing is, in the forging process, you need a binder (either cobalt or nickel, and it's the nickel in the cheap tungsten jewelery which causes problems.)

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                      • #12
                        So if it's really a nickel allergy, what about nickel-alloy coins, which are rather common?

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Chromatix View Post
                          So if it's really a nickel allergy, what about nickel-alloy coins, which are rather common?
                          I have a pretty severe nickel allergy, but handling coins never bothers me. It's having the metal in long-term contact with my skin that starts the reaction. I could never wear earrings for more than a couple of hours before it got nasty. The only exception was my titanium earrings. Teflon posts made me react too, sadly. So I gave up on earrings. *sigh*

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                          • #14
                            Alas, poor Yorik. I knew him well, Horacio.

                            Actually, I don't know ya at all. Nor a Horacio. And Horacio Caine from CSI:Miami doesn't count.

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                            • #15
                              why can't you have a teflon allergy and...

                              dammit you beat me to the quote, alas!

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