1) People who come to Deli at least 3 times a week every week, and STILL interrupt us to ask "What do I do with this?" and wave their order form in my face. You put it the f*** down anywhere on the counter...just like the last 50 times you've ordered from us you jerk.
2) People who have never (or rarely) ordered here before, but witness #1, then immediately ask me what to do with their form. Are you retarded???
3) People who order 8 different varieties of meat in the middle of our rush, then ask 2 minutes later where their meat is.
4) People who pace and glare and huff at me because I'm actually making the previous customers' orders before their's. Get over it bub, wait your frickin' turn.
5) People who ask how to fill out the form, appear to listen to the explanation, then fill it out as horribly wrong as they can. Bonus points if they put it down, then leave for 10 minutes so I can't make their order until they come back and clarify.
6) People who mark, say Mesquite Honey Ham when what they wanted was Cajun Style Turkey, then scream at me for giving them ham. Riiiight...like it's my fault you're an idiot.
7) The Cheese Lady. She comes in always when we're busy and orders a bunch of lunch meat. She always writes on her form "EXTREMELY ALLERGIC TO CHEESE. PLEASE CLEAN MACHINE AND WEAR CLEAN GLOVES." This annoys me for several reasons. a) Cheese never touches the meat machine, so cleaning it (a 30 minutes process) is unnecessary. b) Of freaking COURSE we'll wear clean gloves you twat. and c) She's NOT allergic to cheese! I heard her bragging to a friend that she's only lactose intolerant and just likes to make life hard for us because we're all too dumb to get real jobs. Yes. She said that. Bitch.
8) People who come in 5 minutes after we close and want to order something. Then they get huffy when I say "Nope, we're closed. Sorry." Why get mad at me because of your poor time management skills? I want to get home on time, so why don't you toddle on down to aisle 10 and get yourself some meat and cheese off the shelf. Then mosey over to aisle 8 for bread. Aisle 1 has mayo and mustard as well as lettuce and tomatoes. So GTFO of my face.
I admit that most of those aren't a big deal. But today was extremely busy and it seems like every moron ever born came to my deli today. So I'm complaining. I don't care how petty I'm being today *pout*
2) People who have never (or rarely) ordered here before, but witness #1, then immediately ask me what to do with their form. Are you retarded???
3) People who order 8 different varieties of meat in the middle of our rush, then ask 2 minutes later where their meat is.
4) People who pace and glare and huff at me because I'm actually making the previous customers' orders before their's. Get over it bub, wait your frickin' turn.
5) People who ask how to fill out the form, appear to listen to the explanation, then fill it out as horribly wrong as they can. Bonus points if they put it down, then leave for 10 minutes so I can't make their order until they come back and clarify.
6) People who mark, say Mesquite Honey Ham when what they wanted was Cajun Style Turkey, then scream at me for giving them ham. Riiiight...like it's my fault you're an idiot.
7) The Cheese Lady. She comes in always when we're busy and orders a bunch of lunch meat. She always writes on her form "EXTREMELY ALLERGIC TO CHEESE. PLEASE CLEAN MACHINE AND WEAR CLEAN GLOVES." This annoys me for several reasons. a) Cheese never touches the meat machine, so cleaning it (a 30 minutes process) is unnecessary. b) Of freaking COURSE we'll wear clean gloves you twat. and c) She's NOT allergic to cheese! I heard her bragging to a friend that she's only lactose intolerant and just likes to make life hard for us because we're all too dumb to get real jobs. Yes. She said that. Bitch.
8) People who come in 5 minutes after we close and want to order something. Then they get huffy when I say "Nope, we're closed. Sorry." Why get mad at me because of your poor time management skills? I want to get home on time, so why don't you toddle on down to aisle 10 and get yourself some meat and cheese off the shelf. Then mosey over to aisle 8 for bread. Aisle 1 has mayo and mustard as well as lettuce and tomatoes. So GTFO of my face.
I admit that most of those aren't a big deal. But today was extremely busy and it seems like every moron ever born came to my deli today. So I'm complaining. I don't care how petty I'm being today *pout*
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