Got into the store Sunday evening, and hung out in the backroom, to be out of the way, and not wanting to tread the treacherous mall hallways... About ten minutes before my shift, one of the MoDs comes into the back, laughing her head off.
MoD: yeah
Me: Me.
MoD: "Some lady just pulled down half our toy wall."
Me: "What?"
MoD: "She was climbing up the wall to get at the toys on the higher shelves, and pulled down half the wall."
Me: "A kid?"
MoD: "No, an adult."
Me: "So, now we need to restock that wall?"
MoD: "oh... *face falls*"
Yeah, that's me, the realist.
A story I shared with another stocker.
Me
R: other back room stock guy
R: "So, I was at another mall today, just in time to see some kid puke all over Santa's lap."
Me: "Poor Santa... I was at the Santa Village in our mall earlier, and..."
R: *cuts me off* "And Santa's really creepy?"
Me: "No, I didn't even notice Santa, I only noticed his helpers, and how long the line was. The helper at the end was the epitome of white trash... wearing her elf outfit, and a white A top, with her bra showing from under that as well."
R: "Oh man, you're right, that's white trash!"
MoD: yeah
Me: Me.
MoD: "Some lady just pulled down half our toy wall."
Me: "What?"
MoD: "She was climbing up the wall to get at the toys on the higher shelves, and pulled down half the wall."
Me: "A kid?"
MoD: "No, an adult."
Me: "So, now we need to restock that wall?"
MoD: "oh... *face falls*"
Yeah, that's me, the realist.
A story I shared with another stocker.
Me
R: other back room stock guy
R: "So, I was at another mall today, just in time to see some kid puke all over Santa's lap."
Me: "Poor Santa... I was at the Santa Village in our mall earlier, and..."
R: *cuts me off* "And Santa's really creepy?"
Me: "No, I didn't even notice Santa, I only noticed his helpers, and how long the line was. The helper at the end was the epitome of white trash... wearing her elf outfit, and a white A top, with her bra showing from under that as well."
R: "Oh man, you're right, that's white trash!"
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