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  • #1

    I did you a favour b!tch!

    I'm on a roll tonight!

    So, something went wrong with this ladies meal. Basically, she ordered her meal cooked a certain way, and the kitchen got the wrong message. After learning of the mistake, they found out they didn't have any more of the food in stock, so I had to get a completely new order for her.

    I did a lot for her. I managed to get her the same meal she wanted, with one difference...she ended up with chicken breast rather than chicken drumsticks...which is actually a lot more expensive. Was she happy?

    Nope.

    SC: I hope you're happy. You got my order wrong and then you had to change my meal completely.
    Me: I am sorry about that.

    I then had to listen to her whine for about five minutes about who I had ruined her evening/Christmas/life.

    Me: Can I get you a drink on the house?

    Suddenly her face lit up.

    SC: OK that would be lovely. Can I have a bacardi and coke please?
    Me: Sure.

    I made her the most beautiful bacardi and coke ever. A DOUBLE bacardi actually. Complete with ice, a couple of slices of lime and straws. I took it over to her.

    She looked at it in complete disgust.

    SC: NO...ICE!
    Me: Oh...sorry.

    I took it back to the bar. I stuck my hands straight in the drink and took the ice out and went back to the table.

    SC: *very snootily* Thank you.
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  • #2
    Too bad you couldn't have spit in it or added a little nice warm monkey piss.
    "No, I will not poop a shopping cart out for you." - Irving Patrick Freleigh

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    • #3
      This made me giggle. I know he whole moaning about germs and such, but it still made me giggle!
      Would you like a Stummies?

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      • #4
        Okay folks...

        What part of "We do not condone violence" did you not understand???

        Spitting in food is not only illegal, but immoral. Plenty of the SC's deserve beatings and worse, but we don't DO THAT, because we are professionals and law-abiding citizens.


        /rant

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        • #5
          While it's not "violence", food tampering is not something we condone here either. Sucky customers are bad enough without us posting nonsense like this, and making us think we're proving them right about us.
          Sometimes life is altered.
          Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
          Uneasy with confrontation.
          Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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          • #6
            Thankfully CrazyAl and Mad Mike beat me to it.

            I'm rather disappointed in you guys. *sighs*
            Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

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            • #7
              Huge sigh, slaps self in head. Sarcasm doesn't always translate well online, that's why I said something so obviously that no one would possess except monkey keepers in the zoo, monkey piss. Not a literal wish on the customer, just wishing it was legal and easy to go..

              Now some of my customers I wish anal warts and painful deafness on... sort of.
              "No, I will not poop a shopping cart out for you." - Irving Patrick Freleigh

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              • #8
                I don't really condone fucking with food, but it still made me giggle.

                But I'm in a really, really spiteful mood right now so if you will, disregard my sadistic temper until I have real human contact.
                Would you like a Stummies?

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                • #9
                  I agree, food shouldn't be messed with, but the SC deserved it. I would've pointed to her silverware and said "You have the power to remove it, or you could've said beforehand you wanted it without ice."

                  "In cases of customer bathroom emergencies, the toilet itself becomes less of a goal and more of a loose suggestion." - Shamus

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                  • #10
                    Oh, no no no no....we needn't resort to those tactics. Let me school yallz in a little thing that I started doing as a waitress at the truck stop that I call "crop dusting". You aren't messing with anyone's food or doing anything illegal, but you will get the same accomplished, satisfied feeling.

                    Let's say I had a table of jerkwads.....I knew I wasn't going to get a tip, they were running me around like nuts with overly entitled demands.....I'd let some quiet little farts brew, and when they were engrossed in eating or conversing with one another, I'd walk by and let a bunch of silent bombs go off, and then head straight to the kitchen. By the time they got a whiff, I was long gone.

                    Win for me, and win for you, too. Just make sure that they are silent farts.
                    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                    • #11
                      I have to agree with all the previous posters. While I do love SC pwnage as much as the next person, that was just uncalled for.

                      The best SC pwnages have been a case of saying the right thing that allows you to keep your job and your cool, and just totally stop a SC in their tracks.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth blas87 View Post
                        By the time they got a whiff, I was long gone.Just make sure that they are silent farts.
                        *makes mental note to not go out with blas after shes eaten beans*

                        I wasnt put on this earth to make you feel like a man ~ Mary Bertone

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                        • #13
                          Haha, no worries, I don't eat beans!

                          But beware if you are a coworker I don't like. I'm very stealth. I wear moccasins to work for a reason.

                          Ann was gone for so long, I held my farts in for 6 weeks.
                          You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Crazeyal View Post
                            we are professionals and law-abiding citizens.
                            We are?

                            I think I'm in the wrong place then...

                            I have a bad habit of fracturing an occasional law.
                            If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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                            • #15
                              Quoth MadMike View Post
                              While it's not "violence", food tampering is not something we condone here either. Sucky customers are bad enough without us posting nonsense like this, and making us think we're proving them right about us.
                              hmmmm... don't suppose we can add a little "milk of human kindness" then?


                              (and no i didn't mean anything gutter-based!)

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