Prepare for (not so) Awesomeness!

[cinema guy]

The cinema is running a competition with BIG prizes.

Buy tickets for Madagascar 2 you get a voucher with a code on it. Buy the DVD of Kung Fu Panda in the shops, that too has a voucher. Go to a website, enter codes from both vouchers, win a million pounds.

The vouchers we give out have pictures of the Madagascar 2 poster and Kung Fu Panda DVD cover on the front, along with "WIN £1 MILLION!" On the back they have the code and clear concise instructions of how to enter the competition.

So what does one doofus do?

Hands over the voucher at the box office and say, "I get a free DVD."

[Crazeyal]

Just hand them another voucher and watch the ??? start!

[Polenicus]

How the..

But, the..



You know, I give up. Every time I try to figure out the thought processes that lead to such a complete and utter fail I get caught in the spiral of suck and I am worried I won't get out one day. So I'm joining them.

Can I have my free DVD now? I have this coupon for 50p off bread.

I got a parking ticket. That means I get a free car, right?

[Gravekeeper]

I got a parking ticket. That means I get a free car, right?

Oh man, my Skytrain ticket is going to be awesome.

[malmalthekiller]

Employee, this DVD seems to be stale. I want another one, and make it FRESH.

*Pushes opened, thumbed up, and scratched DVD toward employee*

[Mamadrae]

Employee, this DVD seems to be stale. I want another one, and make it FRESH.

*Pushes opened, thumbed up, and scratched DVD toward employee*

Wait...so can I exchange my stale, 30 year old furnace for a new one?
If this is allowed I'm totally set!

Think the plumbers will let me exchange the leaky main for a new one?

[Talendor]

*looks at liquor store reciept*

Woo, guess this means I get a liquor store now :P

[crazylegs]

*looks at liquor store reciept*

Woo, guess this means I get a liquor store now :P

No, it just means you get free refills!

[Talendor]

That'll do.
Now if only I can find that reciept from the restaurant.

[crazylegs]

That'll do.
Now if only I can find that reciept from the restaurant.

You win a pony!

[Bliss]

Oh man, my Skytrain ticket is going to be awesome.

Ugh... GK with a free skytrain, IDK how but I'm sure he'll manage to get it off the rails, and run half of the city over with it... I can see it, just like spiderman, GK laughing maniacly in the smashed front cabin, while he applies more power to it and people in the background run screaming for cover...

Btw GK sorry to highjack but I've been wanting to tell you this for a while.... I think you'd like to rent "30 days of night", you can easily make beleive the town is Nunavut... the first minutes of the masacre would be like heaven!

[karma_gypsy]

Hands over the voucher at the box office and say, "I get a free DVD."

How on EARTH were you able to keep a straight face?

[cinema guy]

I guess I just had my patient customer-service head on.