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  • Yes - I've got laryngitis just to inconvenience you!

    Mother of Christ!

    Lets set the tone, shall we?

    Its 12/29. It's my birthday, and a big one (the year shall remain unsaid-lol) I'm sick, and I have to work.

    For added fun, when I say 'sick', I mean this cold or whatever the hell I've got has migrated to my throat and voicebox, and I can barely speak. It hurts when I do so, and I sound like a frog. Unfortunately, we are short staffed and I need the hours anyway.

    Oh, and I work from home, so no, I'm not spreading my germs to anyone besides my cats.


    Why, oh WHY can't people just cut me some slack?

    The following is a compliation of just the calls I've taken since 9am.

    There is no need to:

    1. Scream your name, simply because you're too important to take me off speaker and I therefore had to ask you to repeat it. Additionally, there is no need to spell S-M-I-T-H as if I am a retarded child, simply because I'm ill.

    2. Sigh loudly and dramatically because you cannot HEAR me through said speakerphone because of my voice (or lack thereof).

    3. Get frustrated with me because I've informed you that you've mistakenly dialed the after hours service for their agency. Bonus points if you shout at me that you've already called them but had to hold for 30 seconds, because (like most places after christmas) they are on a skeleton staff. I get that you're much more important than everyone else in queue, but you're not worth losing my job over by taking a call that I shouldn't.

    4. Ask if you can speak to someone who can talk. Listen, there's no one else here. Your company is closed. If, for whatever reason, you've decided that you simply HAVE to make your travel for February 9th when your travel agent is closed, then you'll have to deal with ME. Don't like it? Tough shit, call your agency back after the first of the year like everyone else.



    Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that people are even more mean spirited that usual lately? I don't know if its the economy, or the holidays or a combination of both, but I've been getting my ass chewed the past few months for simply saying my name and asking how I can help!!
    "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

  • #2
    People really are that self-centred I'm sad to say. Sorry you've not been feeling well on your birthday - it's a horrible thing, and even worse when you have to work through it. Sending you a nice hot cup of tea with sympathy

    And happy 21st birthday by the way!
    "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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    • #3
      Quoth Peppergirl View Post
      (the year shall remain unsaid-lol)
      Plus:
      Quoth MannersMakethMan View Post
      And happy 21st birthday by the way!
      Equals: Oops, I can figure out the year you were born...
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      • #4
        And here's some tea....with a splash of scotch. Does wonders for the voice.

        Quoth Peppergirl View Post
        Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that people are even more mean spirited that usual lately? I don't know if its the economy, or the holidays or a combination of both, but I've been getting my ass chewed the past few months for simply saying my name and asking how I can help!!
        You've noticed that, too? I'm just wondering who peed in their collective Wheaties!
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        • #5
          I hate customers using speakerphone, ill or not. I can never hear them properly.

          Even worse are the ones talking on extensions- I once had a married couple have a full on argument about whether they were going to join a policy, with me awkwardly listening in, wondering whether to interrupt when they displayed their total ignorance of what I had just offered them.

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          • #6
            Sorry you're sick, especially on your birthday.

            Even sorrier you have to deal with suckiness from your customers while you're feeling like crap.

            Feel better.
            Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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            • #7
              I've been getting my ass chewed the past few months for simply saying my name and asking how I can help!!
              Please tell you me that you hang up on those ones!

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              • #8
                Happy 25th! It's an awesome age, no?
                Those people are truly sucky, and have never had laryngitis... *HUGS* I reccomend anything with honey in it - soothes the throat nicely.
                And, of course, chocolate
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                • #9
                  First, happy birthday!!

                  Secondly, hope you feel better. Some CSers can do sponge baths, I hear...
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                  oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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                  • #10
                    I read an article once that addressed that kind of behaviour. I don't recall much about it, but the basic argument was that we really need to inject shame back into social interactions.

                    Oh, and happy birthday!
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                    • #11
                      Thanks so much, you guys!!!

                      My managers are pretty awesome, one of them called me and was just appalled at how I sounded. I told her I felt alot better than I sounded, but she advised that she needed me for a couple hours in the morning on Wednesday and that she'd be happy to let me off today and make it up by working the hours she needed covered on Wed.

                      And yes, turning 25 is SOOOOO awesome.

                      Off topic, but amusing, my 21 year old son called me from college and pretended to be stupid at math. Saying he needed help subtracting 1968 from 2008 and could I help him with the total. Little shit!

                      I could change my tag line to something like 'proud to be 4...4....' but screw it, I can't even get the words out.
                      "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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                      • #12
                        My mom called me on my 30th birthday and said, "I'm not old enough to have a daughter who's 30."

                        To which I responded, "Mom, please remember that I did not call and gloat on your 50th birthday last year. Cut me some slack."
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Peppergirl View Post
                          Off topic, but amusing, my 21 year old son called me from college and pretended to be stupid at math. Saying he needed help subtracting 1968 from 2008 and could I help him with the total. Little shit!
                          Well Duh, it's 25, like Rads said!
                          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth wagegoth View Post
                            My mom called me on my 30th birthday and said, "I'm not old enough to have a daughter who's 30."

                            To which I responded, "Mom, please remember that I did not call and gloat on your 50th birthday last year. Cut me some slack."
                            My mom called me on my 30th and had me put my 3-year-old on the phone. She then asked my 3-year-old how she felt have an old mom. She is SO going to get it when she turns 50.
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                            • #15
                              Awwww, hot tea to you. (retroactively of course )

                              Yeah, I had a cold turn into laryngitis earlier this winter. For almost 2 days, I could barely squeak when I tried to talk, and most customers were sympathetic and accomodating. A few, though, noticibly seized the opportunity to ask unnecessary questions, then smirk as I tried to answer. They often follow this formula:

                              HSW= Hapless sick worker
                              SC= Sucky customer

                              HSW: (sorry i have laryngitis)
                              SC: Oh! Take care of yourselllllffff!
                              (pause...) <ask pointless question>
                              HSW: <begins painful answer>
                              SC: <interrupts to rebut whatever HSW has started saying requiring them to start over with...>
                              HSW: <new painful answer>
                              SC: <Interrupts second answer late enough for maximum laryngeal harm but early enough to make it clear that SC knew the answer all along anyway>... okay...(patronizing) thaaanks! (fake concern) Now, taaaake caaaaaarrrreeeee of yourrrsellllffffff!
                              HSW: Wheeeeze! (wan smile and wave)
                              Suckiness is reinforced up OR down at every transaction. Accepting BS makes them worse for all of us; firm fairness trains them to suck less.

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