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  • #16
    Quoth GingerBiscuit View Post
    I just remind myself with these people...
    If it's a man, he undoubtedly has a tiny penis.

    If it's a woman, she has never once had an orgasm.

    Every time. It makes me happy.
    I tell myself that they will die unhappy and alone. And the tiny penis and no orgasm things.
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    • #17
      Quoth GingerBiscuit View Post
      I just remind myself with these people...
      If it's a man, he undoubtedly has a tiny penis.

      If it's a woman, she has never once had an orgasm.

      Every time. It makes me happy.
      That made my hour. I will have to keep that in mind from now on.
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      • #18
        Quoth wagegoth View Post
        I tell myself that they will die unhappy and alone

        That's my feeling on it. When someone goes off on you for the tiniest of reasons all I can think of is.

        "Nobody's coming to THAT funeral, unless they know they're in the will"
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        • #19
          "Sanitizer is dirty!"

          um.....parity check....brain.....breaking....fallacy....
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          • #20
            There's no pleasing some people.
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            • #21
              Quoth Mike Taylor View Post
              I think that if you did an impromptu X-ray, you'd find a corncob jammed up the lady's backside.
              Quick pull it out, the bug can't breathe!!
              "First time I ever seen a chainsaw go down anybody's britches,"

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