Not that there's anything wrong with that

[Mr Hero]

Unless it affects me.

Warning: Do not read this story unless you have a gallon of brain bleach handy.

Guest calls to issue a noise complaint. I have a set of rooms in house that are here for a birthday party. I knew it would be a matter of time before complaints about that room would be called down.

I call up to the room and a guy answers the phone. If you remember the Elementary School Musical episode of South Park, you'll know what I'm talking about when I tell you the guy who answered the phone sounded just like the father in that episode.

Me: This is the front desk. I'm getting noise complaints coming from your room.
SC: No, that's just you calling isn't it?
Me: Yes, because you're right above the front desk. But I'm not complaining for my sake, but because another guest called down. No, it really was another guest who called down. The noise needs to stop.
SC: You want us to stop screwing?
Me: You just need to keep the noise down.
SC: I'll tell him to stop throwing me down to the ground.
Me: Thank you.
SC: Would you like to join us?
Me: No thanks.

[Sliceanddice]

ok i demand that chard of my innocences back so that i may use to kill myself.

[Gwen_Goth]

Soo....

"Birthday Party" = Orgy?

[bainsidhe]

And are there any other acts you would like to confess to so we can legally have you removed from the premisis immediately? I figure, why stop at orgi wrestling?

[Horsetuna]

Wait, the SC on the phone who sounds like a male said 'I'll ask HIM to stop throwing me around?"

Well, nothing really wrong with that. But still, at least he promised to try and keep it down.

[Kirkygirl]

Lovely.

Oh! Oh! Oh! We should ask Uncle Khiras if he has any stories like this that he hasn`t told us yet!

Hi Khiras!

Or EQ!

Just kidding guys.

[Thatgirl71]

Oh boy to be a fly on the wall in that room.

Yeah I'm weird like that.

[Tito]

Words fail me on this one....

You're right, good thing I have brain bleach handy. I definitely need it now!

[McGoddess09]

That made my day. I was having a really crappy day and you made it.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Oh. Wow. Looks like he got a nice present for his birthday.

[PepperElf]

Warning: Do not read this story unless you have a gallon of brain bleach handy.

Maybe it's the sick in me but... that just makes me WANT to read on ... and without brainbleach.



*after reading*
Eh. It takes more than that to scar my mind....
i do hope the couple kept the birthday orgy to less of a roar after that, however.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Don't know about the rest of you, but there's not enough wine in the world that would entice me to join in on an orgy . . .

I'd rather be out on the balcony with a camcorder . . wouldn't want to get my clothes dirty you know.

[Dreamstalker]

That might also be more profitable

[KnitShoni]

That might also be more profitable

......depending on your target audience.....

[Dreamstalker]

I was thinking more along the lines of blackmail material.