
I have to clean that up!
During the summer, a hobo-ish looking lady would always come in and steal napkins, cups, newspapers, and random items from our store, and we didn't really make a big deal out of it. She looked like the lady from the 2nd pirates of the Carribean who gave them the bag of sand.
She's the only person in the store, and she's sitting in the corner booth, ROLLING TOBACCO. She has little pieces of paper and she has a HUGE can of rolling tobacco.


You can get your own food
We have a pizza/salad buffet every evening. Here's what transpired with one SC who ordered the buffet
*walked over to his table*
Me: How are you enjoying your pizza?
SC: Can you get me a slice of pepperoni and a slice of hawaiian from the buffet please?
Me:


*I return with is pizza*
SC: Thanks so much!
And a buffet means getting it yourself! Idiot sucky customer

Who do you think I look like?
A lady comes in for a carry out order of pizza.
Me: And the name on that please?
SC: Well what name do you think I look like?
Me:

SC: Oh, come on! Do I look like a Patsy? or a Suzie? or a Amy? or a --
Me: Well I guess you look like a Sarah.
SC: Oh great! And you look like a Brandi!
Me: Well, my name is Rachel. (And I look like a Rachel too)
SC: Well maybe you were a Brandi in your pastlife!
Yeah, I seriously doubt that
Just Plain RUDE
We are right around the corner from another pizza place, but there's is nasty and tasteless and greasy. The following happens quire a lot actually.

*phone rings*
Me: Hello this is ____. This is _____ how can I help you?
SC: Yeah, I was wondering if you could give me the number for the pizza place right around the corner from you guys.
Me: I don't have their number, sorry.
SC: Do you guys have a phonebook around? Maybe you could look it up for me.
Me: You know, I really don't think my manager would be too happy to know that I gave our customer another pizza place's phone number.
SC: But I'm not your customer.
Me: I'm sorry, I don't have that number. *click*
Oh, Nevermind That Order!
SC Calls in pizzas
Me: Thanks for calling ___ how can I help you?
SC: I would like to order (spouts off LONG list of pizzas)
Me: Wow. 4 pizzas and breadstix! Feeding a crowd?
SC: Yeah, Having a party!
Me: Well, your total is $xx.xx.
SC: You know what, scratch that order. I think I'll order from the people down the street. Thanks anyway.
I spent like 5 minutes on the phone with this SC and he cancels his order?

Actually, its A-LON-ZO
So a customer came in to pick up his pizza.
Me: Are you Elfonzo? (not looking at the ticket, and accidentally mispronouncing his name)
Customer: lol actually it's A-lon-zo.
Customer's Friend: hahahaha
Me: sorry Alonzo.
This one was just kinda funny to me lol.
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