Ah yes. The bartender's favorite SC scenario, some shit about IDs. My, how we love these.
So these two foreigners walk into The Bar the other day. Start asking about rum. I start telling them about rum. They order some rum. Then I make the monumental mistake of following the law and asking them for their IDs.
Foreigner A, who was doing all the speaking, had no problem showing me his ID. I checked it, all was well, he was of age, I can serve him. Congratulations. However, Foreigner B makes no move to show me any ID. So I repeat the request.
JESTER: "I'm sorry, I still need to see his ID."
FOREIGNER A: "He doesn't have it with him."
JESTER: "Then I'm sorry, I cannot serve him."
FOREIGNER A: "But he is clearly over 21."
JESTER: "Sir, I'm sorry, but the law states that if he looks 30 or under, I have to ask for his ID. And if he does not have it, I can NOT serve him."
FOREIGNER A: "I appreciate your point of view on this....."
JESTER: "Sir, it's not my point of view. It is the law of the State of Florida. I cannot serve him without seeing his ID. Period. If I serve him without seeing his ID, after asking for it, I could get fired, and I could go to jail, neither of which I am willing to do. I'm sorry, but that is the way it is."
My point of view, my ass. First of all, if this buttnugget actually appreciated anything I said, he wouldn't argue with me. Secondly, my point of view is that I think that anyone who is old enough to ask for a drink should be able to have one. I don't, however, have the luxury of working from my point of view. Instead, I have to work under laws I don't necessarily like or agree with, but they ARE still the laws I have to work under.
So please, sir, take your friend, and your appreciation, and your "point of view," and GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BAR!!!!
No, I'm not annoyed, not at all. Whyever would you think that?
So these two foreigners walk into The Bar the other day. Start asking about rum. I start telling them about rum. They order some rum. Then I make the monumental mistake of following the law and asking them for their IDs.
Foreigner A, who was doing all the speaking, had no problem showing me his ID. I checked it, all was well, he was of age, I can serve him. Congratulations. However, Foreigner B makes no move to show me any ID. So I repeat the request.
JESTER: "I'm sorry, I still need to see his ID."
FOREIGNER A: "He doesn't have it with him."
JESTER: "Then I'm sorry, I cannot serve him."
FOREIGNER A: "But he is clearly over 21."
JESTER: "Sir, I'm sorry, but the law states that if he looks 30 or under, I have to ask for his ID. And if he does not have it, I can NOT serve him."
FOREIGNER A: "I appreciate your point of view on this....."
JESTER: "Sir, it's not my point of view. It is the law of the State of Florida. I cannot serve him without seeing his ID. Period. If I serve him without seeing his ID, after asking for it, I could get fired, and I could go to jail, neither of which I am willing to do. I'm sorry, but that is the way it is."
My point of view, my ass. First of all, if this buttnugget actually appreciated anything I said, he wouldn't argue with me. Secondly, my point of view is that I think that anyone who is old enough to ask for a drink should be able to have one. I don't, however, have the luxury of working from my point of view. Instead, I have to work under laws I don't necessarily like or agree with, but they ARE still the laws I have to work under.
So please, sir, take your friend, and your appreciation, and your "point of view," and GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BAR!!!!
No, I'm not annoyed, not at all. Whyever would you think that?
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