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  • GET OUT OF MY GORRAM SHOP!

    For fuck's sake!

    So, my store is only tiny and I'm the only one here, I need to close shop to go and get something to eat.

    I am STARVING and there's a woman in my shop who has been here for THIRTY FIVE MINUTES, touching and moving everything and taking her sweet time strolling around my store like it's a museum.

    This is not the first time this has happened to me, but I'm extra bonus annoyed because in the first few minutes she was here she had opened a sealed bag containing a book about fish and started reading it....

    YOU, WOMAN, YOU ARE THE REASON WHY THOSE RUDDING BOOKS ARE SEALED IN THE FIRST PLACE

    I'm beginning to think she will still be here after I've died of hunger, hopelessly trying to get service from my emaciated corpse.

    Can you tell I get very cranky when I'm hungry?

  • #2
    Cranky? Why no, miss, you hold your emotions in so well, lol.

    Had a ton of those during the holidays, especially when we had our oh-so-fun holiday hours.

    PS: Hey, hey! I'm not the only one who says 'gorram' yay!

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    • #3
      Don't you just love customers who think its okay to open sealed product?
      "Sigh, I'm going to Hell.....but I'm going with a smile on my face." -- Gravekeeper

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      • #4
        OT: first thing I thought of after reading the title - Did the primary buffer pannel just fall off my gorram ship for no apparent reason?

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        • #5
          Quoth PepperElf View Post
          OT: first thing I thought of after reading the title - Did the primary buffer pannel just fall off my gorram ship for no apparent reason?
          loloololol

          By the way, the woman left and I got a sausage roll with sauce. Yum.

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          • #6
            RUDDING BOOKS
            I can tell you were mad, and I can also tell what your favorite show is.

            /hijack
            Did you know they're working on a Season 2 for the internets?

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            • #7
              Quoth Can I Help Your A$$? View Post
              Did you know they're working on a Season 2 for the internets?
              Sadly, no. I think it's pretty well over

              if Fox were a tangible, accountable, physical, single entity, I think I could seriously kill him/her/it.

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              • #8
                Hmmm... she broke the seal? Did you make her pay for it?

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                • #9
                  Quoth Kali View Post
                  This is not the first time this has happened to me, but I'm extra bonus annoyed because in the first few minutes she was here she had opened a sealed bag containing a book about fish and started reading it....
                  See I would have made her buy that book. You open it, you BUY it!

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Kali View Post
                    Sadly, no. I think it's pretty well over

                    if Fox were a tangible, accountable, physical, single entity, I think I could seriously kill him/her/it.
                    Well, with the success of Dr Horrible, who knows, as long as Whedon can get the rights to the names, which I hope he does, rather than Fox being greedy and keeping the name etc, despite the fact that they are gonna do nothing with it.
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                    • #11
                      My understanding is that Firefly will be coming back in comic book form, since the sets from the show/movie have been destroyed.

                      /going to wipe my eyes, sniff, and cuddle my Firefly boxed set...

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                      • #12
                        ive heard hes trying to a do a dr. horrible like thing but is defenitally planning on a comic book series because thats what hes been working on a lot lately, and that universal is a aafraid of the internet tv stealing their possiblitys so have been talking about a straight to DVD movie, and gerrinson most of the sets where actaully bought up not destroyed.

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                        • #13
                          Fox is already setting up Dollhouse to fail, so I don't know why they keep getting shows from Whedon when they obviously have no intention of supporting them.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth wagegoth View Post
                            Fox is already setting up Dollhouse to fail, so I don't know why they keep getting shows from Whedon when they obviously have no intention of supporting them.
                            I didn't even know about a new Whedon show. I just read the wikipedia article about the show. The "Production" section of the article was too close to the history of Firefly for me. I might not watch it just to avoid the heartbreak of early cancellation.
                            Proud to be a Walmart virgin.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Kali View Post
                              Sadly, no. I think it's pretty well over

                              if Fox were a tangible, accountable, physical, single entity, I think I could seriously kill him/her/it.
                              Joss Whedon's Season 2

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