For fuck's sake!
So, my store is only tiny and I'm the only one here, I need to close shop to go and get something to eat.
I am STARVING and there's a woman in my shop who has been here for THIRTY FIVE MINUTES, touching and moving everything and taking her sweet time strolling around my store like it's a museum.
This is not the first time this has happened to me, but I'm extra bonus annoyed because in the first few minutes she was here she had opened a sealed bag containing a book about fish and started reading it....
YOU, WOMAN, YOU ARE THE REASON WHY THOSE RUDDING BOOKS ARE SEALED IN THE FIRST PLACE
I'm beginning to think she will still be here after I've died of hunger, hopelessly trying to get service from my emaciated corpse.
Can you tell I get very cranky when I'm hungry?
So, my store is only tiny and I'm the only one here, I need to close shop to go and get something to eat.
I am STARVING and there's a woman in my shop who has been here for THIRTY FIVE MINUTES, touching and moving everything and taking her sweet time strolling around my store like it's a museum.
This is not the first time this has happened to me, but I'm extra bonus annoyed because in the first few minutes she was here she had opened a sealed bag containing a book about fish and started reading it....
YOU, WOMAN, YOU ARE THE REASON WHY THOSE RUDDING BOOKS ARE SEALED IN THE FIRST PLACE

I'm beginning to think she will still be here after I've died of hunger, hopelessly trying to get service from my emaciated corpse.
Can you tell I get very cranky when I'm hungry?
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