Today's rant theater covers every retailer's favorite claim by SC's: "False Advertising."
We have an ad in the paper, which in itself is a small miracle since they almost never seem to have it in the local paper anymore. It's for a monitor for a rediculously low price. There's a nice bit of text next to the picture of this monitor that says "While supplies last. May not be available in all stores. Not available for delivery." Our ads start on SUNDAY and are only placed in the SUNDAY paper and we have some to hand out in store.
Friday night an SC comes in demanding (not looking or asking for) the monitor in the ad.
<SC> Get me the computer in the ad.
<me> I'm sorry, we're out.
<SC> WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE OUT! THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISING!
Well, this time I'm not letting it slide this time. I'm SICK of the false advertising claim.
<me> No it's not. We HAD them Sunday morning and sold out of them. Since we did have them it's not false advertising.
<SC> *snotty* What did you have, TWO of them?
<me> Actually, we had 10. They were gone first thing.
<SC> Well, you should have enough to sell!
<me> *pissed and sarcastic* And how many SHOULD we have in stock? If I got a PALLET of them in, I STILL wouldn't have any left to sell you since people have been coming in ALL week for the monitor and it's now FRIDAY.
<SC> Well, I'm here TODAY.
<me> Well, it was in the paper on Sunday. You should have come then when we had them.
<SC> *hurumph* I only got the ad TODAY.
<me> Sorry.
<SC> Well what are you gonna do for me?
<me> Um... nothing? They're not available.
<SC> You should have ordered more if you knew they'd be popular.
<me> We DIDN'T know. Ever hear of the Nintendo Wii? Everyone is advertising them, and they've all run out of stock. Sometimes there just isn't enough!
<SC> *humph* I'm calling 8-on-your-side (local news complaint line)! This is false advertising! *storms off*
There's also the time the guy INSISTED I sell him a computer that was in an ad in NEW YORK. We are in FLORIDA. Completely different ad and we never even carried that computer. He threw out the 'False Advertising' card even though we (in Florida) didn't advertise it!
We have an ad in the paper, which in itself is a small miracle since they almost never seem to have it in the local paper anymore. It's for a monitor for a rediculously low price. There's a nice bit of text next to the picture of this monitor that says "While supplies last. May not be available in all stores. Not available for delivery." Our ads start on SUNDAY and are only placed in the SUNDAY paper and we have some to hand out in store.
Friday night an SC comes in demanding (not looking or asking for) the monitor in the ad.
<SC> Get me the computer in the ad.
<me> I'm sorry, we're out.
<SC> WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE OUT! THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISING!
Well, this time I'm not letting it slide this time. I'm SICK of the false advertising claim.
<me> No it's not. We HAD them Sunday morning and sold out of them. Since we did have them it's not false advertising.
<SC> *snotty* What did you have, TWO of them?
<me> Actually, we had 10. They were gone first thing.
<SC> Well, you should have enough to sell!
<me> *pissed and sarcastic* And how many SHOULD we have in stock? If I got a PALLET of them in, I STILL wouldn't have any left to sell you since people have been coming in ALL week for the monitor and it's now FRIDAY.
<SC> Well, I'm here TODAY.
<me> Well, it was in the paper on Sunday. You should have come then when we had them.
<SC> *hurumph* I only got the ad TODAY.
<me> Sorry.
<SC> Well what are you gonna do for me?
<me> Um... nothing? They're not available.
<SC> You should have ordered more if you knew they'd be popular.
<me> We DIDN'T know. Ever hear of the Nintendo Wii? Everyone is advertising them, and they've all run out of stock. Sometimes there just isn't enough!
<SC> *humph* I'm calling 8-on-your-side (local news complaint line)! This is false advertising! *storms off*
There's also the time the guy INSISTED I sell him a computer that was in an ad in NEW YORK. We are in FLORIDA. Completely different ad and we never even carried that computer. He threw out the 'False Advertising' card even though we (in Florida) didn't advertise it!
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