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    My hubby is back with the Blockbuster team- of course he doesn't work at the same store as me. Here's a couple of his fun moments over the last month(?):

    1. This Is Why Your Mommy Always Told You Not To Run In The House

    A young woman, acting giggly/stupid tries to impress her friends by running backwards down one of the aisles. As she whipped around to turn forward (without slowing down) she SMACKS into the end of a movie bay, knocking ALL the movies front and back off spanning two shelves.

    Because of the spin and smack maneuver she then falls backwards into the New Release wall knocking herself unconcious and all the movies fell off that shelf as well.

    Of course, then she got a ride in an ambulance.

    2. You Can't Be Closed!

    Night before last a beligerent drunk decided that, even though it was almost an hour after closing time, he was special and should be allowed in.

    He was told no.
    He got REALLY MAD and tried to kick out the glass in the door.

    Of course, he got a ride in a police car.
    Last edited by NightAngel; 10-20-2006, 08:28 PM.
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    I wanna ride! I wanna ride!

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      Quoth NightAngel View Post
      1. This Is Why Your Mommy Always Told You Not To Run In The House

      A young woman, acting giggly/stupid tries to impress her friends by running backwards down one of the aisles. As she whipped around to turn forward (without slowing down) she SMACKS into the end of a movie bay, knocking ALL the movies front and back off spanning two shelves.

      Because of the spin and smack maneuver she then falls backwards into the New Release wall knocking herself unconcious and all the movies fell off that shelf as well.

      Of course, then she got a ride in an ambulance..
      If this was me, I would've not only gotten a ride in an ambulance, but when I got home or even when I woke up in the hospital, I would've gotten my butt kicked by my father for being so stupid! (I got my butt kicked right up until I turned 18!)
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      • #4
        That is too funny! So much for trying to impress friends, huh? That sounds a lot like something I would have done when I was 14 or so ... Hey, we all have those "phases" in our life, right??? I swear I am all grown up now
        Last edited by officegirl; 10-20-2006, 09:48 PM.
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        • #5
          Ha ha! I wonder what her friends think of her now!! That's gonna be the butt of their jokes for a while!!!

          I'm sure it was rather entertaining to watch drunk man be hauled away by the cops, wasn't it? I hope you guys didn't have to stay longer for something like that . . .
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            1. This Is Why Your Mommy Always Told You Not To Run In The House
            next time, hand her scissors first...

            2. You Can't Be Closed!
            yes, we can...now, go the hell away, loser.
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