Does this place look like Motel 6?!

[froglet]

His witt will eat you alive. Bring protection. And Green Chilies.

Just don't ask you for it though, right?

[Evil Queen]

My dad told me of a place you used to be able to rent a room at for 5-10-15 minutes...

For some reason, this new knowledge makes me twitch. Whatever happened to the idea of showering after sex?

Just don't ask you for it though, right?

[Interior Desecrator]

That reminds me of my college dorm. We actually had condoms in the vending machine...right in the lobby...right where everyone's parents could see them when they came to visit. My friends and I used them for pranks, because none of us had reason to use them for anything else. (If you catch my drift.)

Around here, we have a sketchy little hotel with a sign out front that reads "$XX.XX - Two people one bed." I love that sign!

[lupo pazzesco]

His witt will eat you alive. Bring protection. And Green Chilies.

I already brought green chiles...did nothing for me, but then, I don't mind wit.

Just don't ask you for it though, right?

<snicker> She'll be the one taking pictures and giggling in the corner...


Luv ya EQ!!

[Evil Queen]

I already brought green chiles...did nothing for me, but then, I don't mind wit.

That's because he likes you. But SG15Z doesn't know The DataJager so he may need protection. Plus, I get more chilies!

[taxguykarl]

Gutsy guy...

That or a sociopath who just doesn't care. But then, I can be redundant and repeat myself.

[lupo pazzesco]

That's because he likes you. But SG15Z doesn't know The DataJager so he may need protection. Plus, I get more chilies!

You's such a chili ho...

btw, did you ever use the ones I brought and were they right? Just curious. I was your chili mule after all, and I'd like to know if there were any rewards for my labors. At the very least, I hope I brought the right ones!!

[Cassiepeia]

Oh. My. Gods.

Ewwww!

[Evil Queen]

You's such a chili ho...

btw, did you ever use the ones I brought and were they right? Just curious. I was your chili mule after all, and I'd like to know if there were any rewards for my labors. At the very least, I hope I brought the right ones!!

I'm going to have Xander roast them over the weekend. Though I will admit to eating one (with my taco) the other day. It's the right ones.

Yes, I admit I'z a chilie ho. Wanna make something of it?

[hotelnpa]

let me share in your pain. Where not quite right in front of a Motel 6... we are however just the other side of the freeway from them... you have to go past them to get to us if you are coming from the east... oh it is so much fun when people walk in, ask our rates, then get upset that they are higher than the Motel 6 next door... then when I say, sorry that's the rate, you are free to go back to Motel 6 though will complain about how "but that looks like a shitty hotel"
... no seriously... why do you think they charge half as much as us... dumbass.

The first hotel I worked at was located one street over from a Motel 6.

Motel 6 has that classy sign with their room rate which is usually very cheap and most of the time, the cheapest hotel off the interstate exit.

Anyway, we would have people who would drive right past it to come to us. Then some would say in a huff "Well Motel 6 is $34.99!" (or something like that) I especially liked it when they pointed in the direction of the Motel 6 sign. For some reason, SC's are drawn to shiny flashy things.

Why the hell would you come to a clean looking property (not to gloat, but it was a nice mid-scale place) expecting to pay Motel 6 rates? You get what you pay for.

[SG15Z]

That's because he likes you. But SG15Z doesn't know The DataJager so he may need protection. Plus, I get more chilies!

Well considering what thread we're in I'm kinda curious (and a little scared) as to what kind of protection I'll need....

Green Chilies huh? Is it for him or you EQ?

[lupo pazzesco]

It's for EQ.

Didn't you see where she admits she's a chili ho??

I was her mule, bringing them back from El Paso...but then she deserves 'em for all the help she's been with the crazy stupidity that's been going on.

[Evil Queen]

Yes. And you should tell that story as often as you can. It makes me feel warm and squishy. Fully of green chili goodness. Yummmmmm....

[SG15Z]

And what would happen if I take said chilies for myself. *runs and hides*

[Evil Queen]

Then I cry. And get cranky. And mean.

But mostly I cry.