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    No you CANNOT has cheesebuger!11!!

    I've started working overnight at my fastfood restaurant again. Last night at about midnight the outside contractor who cleans our exhaust stacks showed up unannounced. This means that without warning we had to stop cooking EVERYTHING for 3 hours. So we made a sign saying "Sorry we are closed for cleaning drinks only" Our story begins after about 2 hours of this.

    RZ= Stoned Rob Zombie looking guy with dreds
    Me= I wonder

    RZ begins by READING the sign omg!!! Then he pulls straight up to the window and just stares inside. Luckily I was nearby and saw him.

    Me=(opening window)Um can I help you?
    RZ=(very very stoned)Do you have cheesebugers?
    Me=Sorry we just have drinks right now
    RZ=(looking quite confused)So you don't have cheesebugers?
    Me=(wtf???)No just drinks
    RZ=oh I wanted a cheesebuger (drives off)
    Me= Well at least I know what to name this post
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  • #2
    Wow, clueless.
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.

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    • #3
      What an idiot.

      Of course when I'm in the kitchen, the kitties both stare at me...even when I go "you can not haz a cheezburger"
      Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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      • #4
        But... I wantz a cheezeburger....
        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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        • #5
          *dangles a Cheezeburger on a string in front of EQ, just out of her reach*

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          • #6
            That's okay Grump, I have my own.

            Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

            Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

            Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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