*shudder* Quite honestly, people with skin diseases, people with ooozing or bleeding cuts and sores on their hands and people who hand me sopping wet money while smelling to high heaven creep me out the most.
Example of each!
1. Doll Lady-I call her that because she literally reminds me of one of those china dolls gone horribly, terribly wrong. Black hair pulled back into a pollyanna (part of the hair pulled into a ponytail and the rest left loose), bright, rouge-y red cheeks, mascara and fake eyelashes falling off, pink lipstick pink sweater and white pants and skin white as death because of how dried out it is. Her hands are covered in open sores and healing sores and dried, white, cracked skin. And she ALWAYS insists on somehow touching my hands during the transaction. Not an accidental touch, she makes sure to get both my palms and the backs in one swoop. Sends me scurrying for the hand sanitizer the instant she leaves. Also insists on hanging about and she has this very odd sweet/sour/rotting smell.
2. I know I mentioned AIDS Dude in one of my first threads here. I have a variation on the theme. One of my customers came in once to buy a jug of wine. I know I mentioned her before, has cerebral palsy or else had a stroke (and she's fairly young, I'd say late 30's), one side of her body doesn't quite work properly. Normally I'm happy putting the jug of wine she buys into her purse, but she had cut herself a few minutes before she came into the store and had struggled with opening the purse so her blood was ALL OVER it. I just couldn't bring myself to touch it and before I could grab gloves, she said, "Oh, nevermind!" and shoved her wine in with a bit of an irritated sigh.
3. Guy came in the other night, looking scruffy and unkempt and smelling slightly. He paid for a candy bar (I think it was) with a soaking wet dollar bill. Middle of winter, his "not all there because brain cells fried from too much drugs/drink" look and the smell made it obvious it wasn't plain water, it was, shall we say, flavored with waste from his kidneys. Blegh.
And just before him I had a woman with gigantic bits of hanging and peeling skins from her hands. Hand sanitizer, twice in less than a minute.
Example of each!
1. Doll Lady-I call her that because she literally reminds me of one of those china dolls gone horribly, terribly wrong. Black hair pulled back into a pollyanna (part of the hair pulled into a ponytail and the rest left loose), bright, rouge-y red cheeks, mascara and fake eyelashes falling off, pink lipstick pink sweater and white pants and skin white as death because of how dried out it is. Her hands are covered in open sores and healing sores and dried, white, cracked skin. And she ALWAYS insists on somehow touching my hands during the transaction. Not an accidental touch, she makes sure to get both my palms and the backs in one swoop. Sends me scurrying for the hand sanitizer the instant she leaves. Also insists on hanging about and she has this very odd sweet/sour/rotting smell.

2. I know I mentioned AIDS Dude in one of my first threads here. I have a variation on the theme. One of my customers came in once to buy a jug of wine. I know I mentioned her before, has cerebral palsy or else had a stroke (and she's fairly young, I'd say late 30's), one side of her body doesn't quite work properly. Normally I'm happy putting the jug of wine she buys into her purse, but she had cut herself a few minutes before she came into the store and had struggled with opening the purse so her blood was ALL OVER it. I just couldn't bring myself to touch it and before I could grab gloves, she said, "Oh, nevermind!" and shoved her wine in with a bit of an irritated sigh.
3. Guy came in the other night, looking scruffy and unkempt and smelling slightly. He paid for a candy bar (I think it was) with a soaking wet dollar bill. Middle of winter, his "not all there because brain cells fried from too much drugs/drink" look and the smell made it obvious it wasn't plain water, it was, shall we say, flavored with waste from his kidneys. Blegh.


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